(Y/N): Whys he back?
Kazuma: Oh no.
Dulahan: Wretches! What is wrong with you people?! Why don't you keep bombarding my castle?!?!
Kazuma: Say what?
(Y/N): Umm... But Megumine hasn't been doing that. Let me see if I can reason with him...
You walk right up to the Dulahan.
(Y/N): Sorry but we stopped remember?
Dulahan: Oh really? What a big lie! The red thing has been blowing up my castle for the past week!
You look behind you.
(Y/N): Megumine!!!
Megumine: what?! I have to blow something up like a big hard castle to satisfy me~
(Y/N): *sigh* You should really stop using explosion magic so much.
Dulahan: I am verdia, and you will hear me out! Your firing taunts offend me and I am tired of it! I am going to wipe out your entire town!
(Y/N): Not on my watch!
He then summoned a bunch of undead.
Kazuma: Hey look! You scared him so much he called for backup!
Verdia: Hey! I did not! You can fight the boss first!
(Y/N): Doesn't count if you're a speedrunner...
Od ah viing!!!
Verdia: What the hell was thay supposed to do?
A very loud shriek could be heat in the distance...
Adventurer 1: What the hell?!
It swooped over and breathed ice all over his knights.
It landed in front of the adventurers.
Odahviing: I see you have called me.
(Y/N): Yeah. Thanks for the help. I can take him from here.
Odahviing: As you wish, dovah.
Verdia: What?! Dovah?! You can't be serious! I thought all of the dragon born was extinct!
(Y/N): Heh, well I'm the last dragon born...
You know what how cool would it be if you had kids with aqua? Demigod Dragonborn children.
Verdia: Oh no...
(Y/N): Heh, well let's have some fun.
You swung graham for the first time. It cut his arms clean off.
Verdia: gah!!! No!
(Y/N): I did say leave or lose something more than your head didn't I?
Verdia: I- I'm sorry!
(Y/N): Oh well!
You picked up his head and arm.
(Y/N): Wanna play some baseball?
Kazuma: Well it's been a while!
You threw his head in the air and hit it with his arm.
Verdia: Stop! What are you doing!
Kazuma caught it and picked up a stick and did the same.
You all set up the bases and played baseball for an hour until verdia just gave up.
Verdia: I give up! Please just give me back my head!
(Y/N): Alright! Heads up!
You hit his head that was coming towards you with graham and it sliced his head in half. Which gave him salvation at last.
You got on the ground and prayed to the gods and goddesses to give him salvation and all of his servants.
Everyone was cheering and laughing because of the good time they had.
Kazuma: Wow, it's been a while since I've had some baseball.
(Y/N): Yeah same here. Used to play it in school.
Kazuma: Why even hang out at our party? You're clearly better than us. We're just holding you back.
(Y/N): I mean. I guess you're right, but I enjoy your company. I don't think if have nearly as much fun being alone.
Megumine: Thanks (Y/N). Truth is, I have lots of fun with you too. *blushes* but I would still love to use some explosion magic.
Darkness: And I never got to get tormented. *moans*
Kazuma: You still sure about that statement?
(Y/N): I think so...
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Konosuba dragon born malereader
Fanfiction(Y/N) is an average guy that one day got cancer and was hospitalized. There he was given a Nintendo switch by one of his friends with a game called Skyrim. Unfortunately, the doctors could not save him and he passed away while having a thought in mi...
