(Y/N) and Megumin: Explosion Explosion, la, la, la!
Sure is fun doing explosion magic with Megumin. No matter the conditions, we always have this routine.
Megumin: Explosion!
(Y/N): Good one! Doing it in a pond and making a rainbow calls for bonus points!
Megumin: Yay...
You picked her up and took her home.
The next day...
You were all sitting at a table eating.
(Y/N): I'm tired of being broke. I prefer paying for my own meals damnit.
Kazuma: Then do a dungeon raid. This one is available.
He put the flyer on the table.
(Y/N): Didn't they clear that out not too long ago?
Luna: No, they actually found a new passage on accident. Youre the first to know, so you'd be the first inside.
(Y/N): Alright, im going in alone. If I find anything useful ill share it with you guys.
Kazuma: Sounds good.
You went to the dungeon. It was far away but when you got there, you remember reading about it.
(Y/N): I read that this thing was created by a great arch wizard. I can't wait to raid his home.
You walked in with your armor on and a casted light above your head.
(Y/N): Sure is dark... Vampiric vision would be nice.
...
(Y/N): Konosuba...
You pushed a button in the wall and it split into two.
(Y/N): Bingo.
While walking down the stairs, you detected a demon of some sort approach.
(Y/N): Laas Yah Niir!
It revealed a bunch of glowing energy coming your way.
(Y/N): Damn...
You started slashing at this with your bound battle-ax.
They all were slashed to pieces with demon blood everywhere.
(Y/N): Gremlins. Not as bad as toads though.
After a while of exploring underground and killing things, you made it to the around the end of the dungeon.
(Y/N): Ah, a dead body. Might as well trap his soul so he can go to the afterlife...
You trapped his soul and used Azura's star to fill Auriel's bow.
(Y/N): His soul should be resting in peace now.
After exploring you found some good books to read with good info.
(Y/N): Hmm, more books... What else? Books? Ah, books. Oooh, a chest. Maybe it's a mimic.
You walked up to it and cast frostbite on it. The mimic froze up and died.
(Y/N): Heh, knew it.
After exploring a bit more...
(Y/N): Well, im done filling by the bow. Time to turn undead!
You used turn undead on every undead there. Aqua had taught you some of her skills.
At the end of the dungeon...
The wall disappeared and revealed an arch wizard.
(Y/N): Are you the arch wizard of the legends? I read about you before. How you kidnapped somebody and what not.
Keel: Are you an archpriest by any chance?
(Y/N): No, but I know all the required spells if that's what you want.
Keel: Can you can purify me?
(Y/N): Sure thing.
Keel: Thanks, you have no idea how happy that makes me!
(Y/N): Yeah, I read about you being "evil" you sure don't seem evil.
Keel: But I am.
(Y/N): not all liches are bad, man. You seem like a great guy. You'll meet with her shortly...
You did a ritual of some kind that sent him to the afterlife.
(Y/N): May you rest in peace... Was this his wife? I'm sure that they are together.
You found some good items worth some money.
(Y/N): Nice... I gotta get to the guild and tell everyone else.
Later at the guild...
(Y/N): Well, we're rich again. Grub is on me tonight! Waiter, 5 beers please! Im gonna get so drunk.
Megumin: Aren't you underage?
(Y/N): Heh, they're not gonna know. Anyways, you guys can have some too! Beers on me everyone!
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