Listen to this song while reading this chapter. It shows how pissed you are.
Clearly pissed, you ran as fast as you could into the forest...
You saw all of the little dolls with masks and started brutally destroying them... Explosion after explosion through the forest you swung at shouted at them.
You saw that they were coming from that old dungeon. You ran in and killed every doll in your path.
???: Oh, I don't expect anyone to make it this far. Im-
(Y/N): Shut your fuckin mouth...
Vanir: Dont interrupt me. I am Vanir, The Duke of-
(Y/N): Cockblocking! I couldn't even kiss her because you interrupted...
Your eyes started to glow a yellow color because of youre Dragonborn. You used dragon aspect and swung at him.
Vanir: My, you seem to be angry. And what sort of magic is that? Also, why are you dressed like that? You couldn't at least wear some armor? Where is your weapon?
(Y/N): I don't need any of that to kill you... Why are you dressed like that? Take off that foolish mask.
Vanir: I don't think so.
(Y/N): Suit yourself...
You started to use wall of storms on him and his body started to fry up.
Vanir: Gaaah!!! I've never felt magic this powerful.
He died and all that was left was his mask.
(Y/N): I'll take this as a trophy-
It latched onto your face and you tried to pull it off but it was stuck.
Vanir: Hahaha!!! Im gonna use you as a new body!
(Y/N): I won't let you!
You started jerking on it but it was stuck. You were looking for an idea to take it off or at least break it.
(Y/N): I have to get this off! But how?! Maybe if I...
You started to use wall of flames on your face. It was hot but it was all that came to mind. The flames engulfed your head and it burnt your hair (and beard if you have one or none if you don't have hair).
Vanir: Gah!!! This is so hot!!! What the hell?! How can you take this?! GaaAAaaAAAAaa!!!
All the hair on your head was burnt off and Vanir was dead. You still had fire on your head so you used ice form and it went away.
(Y/N): Heh, now I look like a cancer patient again...
Song ends...
You went home to take a bath. You felt very sad. Your date was ruined. Your hair was all burnt. And you just wanted to take a bath.
Aqua: Ah! Intruder!
(Y/N): It's me, (Y/N)...
Kazuma: Whoa! What happened?!
(Y/N): *long sigh* I don't wanna talk about it...
While in the bath...
(Y/N): Vanir... Where have I heard that name? Hmmm, he's one of the devil king's generals! I was so blinded with the anger I didn't even realize. Well, id best go tell the others.
You put on a new set of clothes and told the others what happened.
Kazuma: You managed to kill him alone?!
(Y/N): Yeah, I didn't go easy on him either.
Aqua: Sheesh, remind me to never make you mad...
Megumin: Im surprised you actually casted fire magic on your head.
(Y/N): I was pissed. When im mad I don't give a shit about consequences. So how did it go darkness?
Darkness: We aren't getting married and youre not getting killed.
(Y/N): Nice.
Megumin: And Kazuma got her pregnant.
(Y/N): Thats impossible. Kazuma is a permavirgin.
Kazuma: Hey! I did not!
(Y/N): See?
Kazuma: Gah!
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Fanfiction(Y/N) is an average guy that one day got cancer and was hospitalized. There he was given a Nintendo switch by one of his friends with a game called Skyrim. Unfortunately, the doctors could not save him and he passed away while having a thought in mi...
