No one's pov
After you and Yunyun formed a party, you decided to go with her to the guild the next day.
(Y/N): Hey Yunyun!
Yunyun: Hey (Y/N)!
(Y/N): I don't think that I want to do the rest of that quest right now. I need a break.
Yunyun: Same here, those frogs were disgusting!
(Y/N): Well, they were toads. Let's just go and get our payment for those few toads that we killed.
After you two got the money, you realized that it wasn't worth it.
(Y/N): Man... This wasn't worth it at all. You almost got eaten by a toad!
Yunyun: It's not all that bad! I mean, the toads toads taste pretty good.
(Y/N): You can say that again.
Not long after, Kazuma and Aqua come walking up to you guys.
Kazuma: Hey (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Hey!
Kazuma: Who's this?
(Y/N): Oh this is my new party member! The almighty... Yunyun!
Yunyun: Hey! You didn't have to make seem like it's that big of a deal!*blushing*
Kazuma: Nice to meet you! So we just set up a party invitation for people, but for some reason no one seems to be joining our party!
Aqua: Well thats probably because that nobody wants to be in a party with a shut in neet!
Kazuma: Shut up!
Yunyun: Well I'll see you later, I have some business to attend to
(Y/N): See ya! Maybe I should join your party is well. You know. Like alternate between the two.
Kazuma: Sure!
(Y/N): You know what? I have an i-
You were interrupted by some loli girl with short brown hair, a mage hat, and a red eye.
???: I saw your notice calling for adventurers. Heh, that we should meet is a fate chosen by this world! At last my search for suitable companions has come to an end! *Strikes pose* My name is Megumine! I am an arch wizard that wields explosion! The most advanced, most powerful, most feared, most deadly spell of all the land!
(Y/N): Aw, how cute! This little girl can use explosion magic!
Megumine: I am not a little girl! I am of marrying age!
Thoughts: Hold up... Can you get married if your 12 in this world?
(Y/N): Ok, ok! Chill out! I was only kidding!
Megumine: *chuckle* Does thou desire to align yourself with a power so fearsome, it's user has been shunned?
Kazuma: Huh?
Megumine: If so show me the resolve and stare into the ultimate abyss with me!
(Y/N): Looks like somebody knows how to introduce themselves! I am (Y/N)! The greatest user of all magics, insane abilities that no other could possibly have, I am the DragonBorn!
Megumine: Whoa! For real?!
(Y/N): Yes! Now now to my greatness!
Megumine immediately dropped to the ground and started to bow.
Megumine: I'm not worthy!
Everyone in the room just gave you concerned looks.
(Y/N): Calm down, you don't need to bow to me.
Megumine slowly got up and looked at you in amazement.
Megumine: Y-yes sir Mr. DragonBorn.
Thoughts: Where'd the Mr come from?
(Y/N): Just call me (Y/N), no Mr.
Megumine: Yes sir, Mr- I mean (Y/N).
Thoughts: I actually enjoy the sir part though. Makes me feel like a boss.
Aqua: Your eye is red. Are you a crimson demon?
Megumine: Indeed! I am Megumine, the greatest mage in the crimson demons! My lethal powers can destroy the tallest mountains, smash the hardest stone.(falls to the ground)
(Y/N): Whoa!
Kazuma: Are you ok?
Megumine: I haven't had anything to eat in three whole days.
(Y/N): Heh... Those are rookie numbers.
Megumine: I'd appreciate it if you could spare some food.
Kazuma: If you're that hungry, I can spot you.
(Y/N): Or you can have one of my emergency cheese wheels.
Kazuma: Now what are you doing with cheese wheels?
(Y/N): The DragonBorn never goes anywhere without a ton of cheese wheels! You never know when your about to die in battle, so it's good to have cheese wheels to heal your self. Just common sense bro.
Kazuma just looked at you with a confused face while you both took her to the table and ordered her some food.
Kazuma: So what's up with the eye patch? My friend here can heal you. It's basically her only skill.
Aqua: My what?!
Megumine: This is no eye patch. This is a magical item that suppresses my powers! I dare not ever remove it. If I did a great disaster will fall upon this world.
Kazuma: You're kidding... So it's like a seal?
(Y/N): And your still the best mage in the crimson demon clan? Damn, you must be strong.
Megumine: No, it's just an eye patch. I wear it cause it looks neat.
Kazuma starts pulling on the eye patch.
Megumine: Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't pull on it! No stop, you'll break it!
Aqua: Hang on, children of the crimson demon clan are born with high intelligents and high magic powers. They're supposed to be expert spell casters, and they all have weird names like her.
(Y/N): It's not that weird. It's kinda cute.
Kazuma: Then she's for real? (Let's go of it which makes it slap her eye) Sorry about that, but I thought you were messing around with us. With all o your weird talk and your weird name.
Megumine: Will you stop making fun of my name! To everyone here has a weird name, but where I come from it's completely normal.
Kazuma: Then what are your mom and dad called?
Megumine: (strikes pose) My mother is Yuiyui, and my father is Hyoyzuburo!
(Y/N): Wow. Your dad's name is pretty cool.
Megumine: Oh, thanks. You're the first person to compliment my people's names.
Kazuma: Eh, as long as she can do magic like you say. Let's just take her.
Megumine: Alright, that does it! You can laugh at my name, but if you make fun of my parents I'll make you regret it!
You all sit back down to look at her card and wait for their food to get here.
Aqua: You know you can't forge an adventure card? That means this girl actually is an arch wizard capable of using powerful and offensive magic.
Kazuma: Yeah, her stats are pretty high, like super high.
(Y/N): She will make a fine addition to the party. But first... She needs to prove herself worthy.
Megumine: Listen, I don't go by she or this girl. I have a name, so please use it.
(Y/N): Fine, Megumine here has to prove herself worthy by killing some giant toads. (Megumine's stomach starts to growl) After she eats of course.
Sorry that I haven't been posting. You know, school and all.
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