The very next day
You were at the guild sitting with Megumine and Kazuma.
Megumine: Looks like she's fussing again...
(Y/N): I know right.
Kazuma: It's almost like she's only ever happy when causing a commotion.
Aqua went over and sat beside you.
Aqua: I got my reward... But the cage cost 200 thousand eris, so I only got 100 thousand.
(Y/N): Damn.
Aqua: I swear! Next time I see him, I'm gonna hit him with God blow right between the eyes!
Kyoya: There you are (Y/N)!
The two girls were standing beside him. And they looked pissed.
Kyoya: I want my sword back! You had to have cheated!
You chugged the rest of your beer and got up slowly. Kinda like a badass anime scene.
(Y/N): What do you mean I cheated? I'm the one wearing shitty armor. You knew I was a new adventurer. So I'm sorry you're all butt hurt that I won. Just leave right now... Not many are ever given that offer...
Kyoya: His presence... What the hell?! I can't move...
Aqua: God blow!!!
She punched him in the face and he fell right to the ground.
Aqua: You broke the cage and you're gonna pay for it! You got me?! It cost 300 thousand to fix!
Kyoya: I guess malady. Here.
After that aqua went and got some more food and sat down.
Kyoya got up.
Kyoya: Look, I know I shouldn't be asking for much. But please! I need my sword back! I promise ill buy you the finest sword in all the land!
(Y/N): I don't know about that. I already renamed it.
Kyoya: What?! You can't do that!
(Y/N): pfff yeah I can! Its new name is the thot slayer!
Kazuma: *clapping*
Kyoya: Wha- you- you cant! Only I can use it!
(Y/N): Well clearly I won... It mine!
Kyoya: No! Please give it ba-
(Y/N): Fus roh dah!
Kyoya flew out of the inn in a somewhat funny way.
Girls: Kyoya!
They then ran out and that was the end of that.
(Y/N): Boy I'm ready to eat something...
Kazuma: Did you actually name it "The Thot Slayer"?
(Y/N): Hah no! It's "Graham the Thot Slayer".
Kazuma: Ohhhh.
Darkness: You know what, that man was calling aqua goddess.
(Y/N): should we tell them?
Kazuma: the jigs up.
Aqua: It's true. It was meant to be a secret but it is I. Aqua. Worshiped by the axis sect, the goddess of water.
Megumine and darkness: You really shouldn't drink so much.
Aqua: Im not drunk!
Luna: Emergency! We need all adventurers to head to the main gate immediately! Especially the Dragonborn and his friends! Hurry!
All: Huh?
They all ran to the main gate.
Hang in I'm about to make part 2
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