Waitress: Here is a special meal for our new Aqua follower. And here is a meal for our friend in the Eris-cult.
(Y/N): I get a full course meal while you get a dog bone? Good for you, darkness!
Later in a dark alleyway...
A girl was playing and she fell and scratched her knee.
(Y/N): Ah, you ok there?
Girl: Ow!
(Y/N): Here ya go, *heal other*.
She was healed and felt better.
(Y/N): Better?
Girl: Yep! Thanks, mister!
(Y/N): No problem.
Kazuma: Hi, my name is Kazuma. The scary lady here is Darkness.
Darkness: D-dont introduce me like that!
(Y/N): My name, (Y/N).
Girl: How do you spell "Kazuma"?
Kazuma: Oh here you go-
He looked pissed and he started ripping it to shreds.
Girl: Mister!
Girl: Konosuba!
...
You and Kazuma were taking a bath... In the COED BATHS!
You were both sitting there, blank expressions and all.
Sitting right next to each other. (No homo) staring at that hot girl.
Girl: Um, excuse me. Could you please take your eyes off me? I wish to get up.
(Y/N): Dont mind us.
Kazuma: We're just taking a bath.
She got up and ran.
Kazuma: Heh, that is one bashful lady.
(Y/N): You can say that again...
Man: Im sick and tired of this stupid town always preaching at me. God damnit!!!
Kazuma: Huh?! Looks like the town has gotten to him too.
(Y/N): We'd best leave him alone...
Getting your back washed with Kazuma...
(Y/N): This is great Kazuma... So relaxing. Especially after killing two of the devil king's generals... I deserve this...
Kazuma: This is great...
Backwasher: Is our soap foamy enough?
(Y/N): Yeah! Thank Aqua for that am I right?! Hahaha!
Man: Hey, stop! I don't want your stupid soap!
(Y/N): *exhale* Konosuba...
You and Kazuma were taking a bath and you guys heard Megumin and Darkness in the female bath.
Kazuma: You thinking what im thinking?
(Y/N): Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Kazuma: Im gonna see some tits...
(Y/N): Coulda just stuck with looking at that elf lady...
He was listening to them and you were just chilling singing and whistling.
(Y/N): *whistle* It's been a while since I could... hold my head up high... *whistling the tune*
Kazuma: Gah! *splash*
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Konosuba dragon born malereader
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