Aqua: So cold. Someone warm me up.
(Y/N): *sigh* Same here. Come here aqua.
She was sitting on the couch with a blanket around her. You sat next to her and held her in your arms.
Aqua: Huh? *blushes* t-thank you.
Kazuma: I don't get it! Darkness left last night and never came back! Clearly she cant be...
(Y/N): Oh no...
Everyone: Ahhh!!!
Megumin walked in with a cat.
Aqua: A cat?
(Y/N): A cat... Not really a cat person.
Aqua got up to pet it so you followed behind her.
Aqua: Ow! How come it only scratched me? Unbelievable!
(Y/N): Well that's a cat for you. As long as it stays out of my room then it can stay.
Megumin: Yay!
Kazuma: What's his name?
Megumin: Chomusuke.
(Y/N): Coulda went with Fluffy or Bill...
Megumin: So what were you three making a fuss about?
Kazuma: Darkness...
Megumin: There may be unsavory rumors about the lord but I doubt darkness would-
Kazuma: Youre still a naive kid!
(Y/N): Yeah, no telling what's going on.
Megumin: What should we do? She's in grave danger guys!
Kazuma: It's too late. When she comes back just be nice to her as you normally would.
(Y/N): Yes, all we can do is give her moral support.
Bang
Sena: Is (Y/N) here?!
(Y/N): What do you need?
She explained that Megumin's explosion magic woke up the toad early from hibernation. You and your party were sent to clean up the mess.
(Y/N): Alright, that's 1, 2...
Aqua: Im not becoming toad food again!
(Y/N): Im gonna go help her. You stay here make sure Sena doesn't get eaten.
Megumin: Go help aqua and me after.
(Y/N): Hm? You look oddly relaxed.
Megumin: It's warm and cozy in here.
(Y/N): Ok?
Aqua: (Y/N)! I can't, I just can't! Hurry up and do something!
(Y/N): *inhale* *exhale*
You shot it with your bound bow and absorbed its soul.
(Y/N): Hehe.
Aqua got eaten by a different toad.
(Y/N): Go help her Kazuma! I gotta deal with these others.
Kazuma used his snipe skill, which was impressive.
(Y/N): I fucking hate tooooaaads!!!!
You used slow time.
Tiid clo od!
To everyone else, you were moving at shocking speeds while slashing all the toads into pieces.
(Y/N): *pant pant* I love doing that. Hey, you guys need help over the-
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Fanfiction(Y/N) is an average guy that one day got cancer and was hospitalized. There he was given a Nintendo switch by one of his friends with a game called Skyrim. Unfortunately, the doctors could not save him and he passed away while having a thought in mi...
