Crazy Noisy Bizzare Beach (Pearl x Male stand user of Crazy Diamond Reader)

Ocean Angel's Folly Pt. 1: Ocean Man

"So let me get this straight," said (Y/N) sitting on the couch holding an icepack to his head. He was currently talking with the gems and Greg about current events. "Lapis Lazuli took all the water in the entire ocean, worldwide?"

"Yes," said Garnet

"In response, you grounded Steven,"

"Yes"

"Hauled my unconscious body up here"

"Yes"

"And you three don't have any clue as to how to fix this mess?"

"Yes"

"Well that's just perfect," said (Y/N) sarcastically. He was mad, a little bit at Steven, and a little bit at himself. Sure Steven let her out, but (Y/N) just allowed himself to get hosed into a rock. He literally beat Angelina hours earlier, and somehow he gets beat by some kind of space water bender? He felt around for the condom in his pocket, it was still there. The stand was no longer thrashing around inside, the condom had become flaccid and docile from the absence of its once murderous host. (Y/N) pulled the condom out of his pocket and threw it into the trashcan. 

"Three points," said (Y/N), once again being sarcastic "Now can somebody do me a solid and get me some pain killers"

(Y/N) would get his wish moments later when an orange bottle of pills landed on his lap. "You asked for those right?"

(Y/N) looked to the thrower, it was a girl around Steven's age. She was a short African American girl, with long black hair and glasses that, for some reason, lacked lenses. (Y/N) could sware he knew this girl from somewhere. As he uncapped the medicine bottle and popped a few pills into his mouth he asked the girl her name. 

"Connie"

(Y/N) almost choked on the painkillers he was about to swallow. That's how he knew Connie. Steven had mentioned her several times whenever they hung out. It wasn't uncommon for Steven to mention her at least 4 times. (Y/N) of course never got a chance to meet her, because he was working or she was studying, according to Steven. "It's nice to meet you," said (Y/N) as he swallowed the pain meds. "Steven's told me a lot about you"

"That means you must be (Y/N) right?" she said as (Y/N) responded with a nod "Steven talked a lot about you as well"

"Speaking of which," said (Y/N) "Where is Steven?"

(Y/N) looked around for the pre-teen and saw him standing at the door, carrying his cheeseburger backpack. "I'm going to fix this, I let Lapis out of the mirror," said Steven with a somber look "It's my fault that all the water is gone, I need to make fix this"

"I'm going with you," said Greg

"Me too" Added Connie placing a hand on his shoulder

RAWR

Lion placed his pink oversized paw on Steven's head.

"You can count me in," said (Y/N) getting up and putting the ice pack down "I've got a score to settle"

"We're coming too," said Pearl

"You're ungrounded by the way" added Garnet.

"WAHOOOOO," screamed an excited Amethyst "ROAD TRIP"

"Hell yeah," said (Y/N) high fiving the purple-skinned gem.

...10 minutes later...