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Barnowl: Hey guys, today is a special day for America. I hope your all doing well and having a good day. But right now I'm going to have someone special join me for a 4th of July Q&A. The 23rd president of the United States, FUNNY VALENTINE.
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Funny Valentine: DOJYAAAN
Barnowl: What's up Mr. President, how are you doing today.
Funny Valentine: I am doing very well this fine day. Thank you for asking.
Barnowl: Well Mr. President, you said you wanted to tell the readers something?
Funny Valentine: Why yes, yes I did. Happy 4th of July my fellow Americans. 245 years ago today, we broke the shackles of tyranny and declared our independence and I'm so happy to be part of such a joyous occasion.
Barnowl: Inspiring words Mr. President. How will you be celebrating this year?
Funny Valentine: I will be hosting a 4th of July party this evening. It will be in the traditional outdoor event involving grill-outs with lots of American flag-themed cutlery and furniture.
Barnowl: Sounds like fun, what will you be doing at the party?
Funny Valentine: Well aside from hosting and taking the first napkin during dinner, I'll probably shotgun a beer or two.
Barnowl: Well I hope the party goes well. Will you be setting off any fireworks tonight?
Funny Valentine: Of course I will, I've been hard at work gathering some of the finest fireworks I could get my patriotic hands on.
Barnowl: Which one of them is your favorite?
Funny Valentine: The one that explodes into the American flag. A truly beautiful sight, just like this country. I'm planning on saving it till the end.
Barnowl: That sounds awesome, who are you going to be celebrating with?
Funny Valentine: My lovely wife, Scarlet, my subordinates; Mike O, Blackmore, Ringo Roadagain, D-I-S-C-O, Oyecomova, and a few other colleagues of mine.
Barnowl: That sounds like fun. How many Funny Valentines will be present at the event?
Funny Valentine: Just me, I won't be needing my stand for today.
Barnowl: Nice, what do you recommend people do during these trying times?
Funny Valentine: Well that is a more complex question, but I will nonetheless do my best to answer it. Throughout the past year and a half, our country has suffered greatly, and not just our country but the entire world as well. However, in the face of adversity, America stood strong. Today we celebrate that strength in the form of fireworks lighting up the sky late into the night. So today, we shall celebrate our countries freedom as our countries charges through the road to recovery.
Barnowl: That was an amazing speech Mr. President, is there anything else you'd like to say to the readers before you leave?
Funny Valentine: Yes. Crazy Noisy Bizarre Beach will be receiving a proper chapter very soon. Barnowl has been busy with his own business at home. However, as of today the chapter is currently in the writing process and will be ready sometime before the weekend.
Barnowl: Alright then Mr. President, I hope you have a fabulous 4th of July with your friends and family.
Funny Valentine: The feeling is mutual. Now I must take my leave, that party won't host itself now, will it?
Barnowl: No it will not.
Funny Valentine: Then I'll be going. Goodbye, and have a magnificent 4th of July.
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Barnowl: Well, that was a dramatic exit, but then again if you're as flamboyant as him it would have to be. So that's that everyone. Have a fantastic 4th of July. Be safe around fireworks and as always, Arrivederci.
