COTE one-shots

Baby Kiyo Pt. 2

3rd Person POV 

"Moouuuu Kiyotaka! There's a time and place for everything and now is not the time to reopen old wounds! That's a bad Kiyotaka!" Kei, who seems to be very flustered and mad, begins to shout angrily at the baby Ayanokouji while shaking his whole body.

"Uuwaaaahhhhh!"

"That wasn't nice, Karuizawa-san. Now look what happened, you made him cry!" 

Satou said, taking the baby and hugging him.

"There there, it's okay. Mommy's here now so no more crying, okay?" Everyone was suprised at Satou's motherly actions.

'Why do I have the sudden urge to headpat him?' Horikita thought with a hint of blush on her face.

'He does look cute...' Hirata thought.

"Is Satou-san trying to challenge me?" Haruka glared at Satou while getting restrained by Akito.

"Mama."

"Yes, my baby Kiyotaka?" Satou asked the baby while trying to resist the urge of kissing him.

"I love you mama." 

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"Ehhhhhhh???!!!!" Everyone was shocked and confused, thinking if that even counts as a confession.

"Iyyaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Kiyotaka loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!......." Satou proceeds to faint but thankfully, the baby was catched on time by Shinohara.

"Moouuuuu!!!!!!........." Kei also fainted.

"I got you! Sheesh, that was a close one." Shinohara said while carrying the baby in her arms.

"Well, I do admit that you look cute...Oh who am I kidding, you're so freaking adorable! I could just eat you up! My baby Ayanokouji-kun!" Shinohara then rubs her cheeks against him, making the girls jealous and some of the boys glare at the baby.

"No fair, Shinohara-san! Let me carry him next!" Onodera said.

"No, I'm next! I wanna pinch his soft baby cheeks!" Kushida said.

'Now I'm starting to have second thoughts about expelling him.' the two-face bitch thought.

"Step back, peasants! I'm Kiyopon's actual mother so I get to have first dibs!" HaruKaa-san shouted.

Soon enough, all girls except Kei and Satou were now surrounding the baby Ayanokouji.

"Damn, that's a lot of shotacons..." Sotomura muttered.

"Come on girls, this is still the same gloomy blank-faced loner Ayanokouji. All of you just look pathetic." Miyamoto said.

"Exactly! There's nothing special about him even in baby form!" Ike and the other jealous boys joins in.

The girls suddenly released a dark aura, then glared at the jealous dickheads.

"It's your funeral, man. I warned you but you didn't listen." Sudo said to Ike, who is going to the other side of the classroom along with Akito, Keisei, Sotomura, and Hirata.