COTE one-shots

A Lolicon's Dream...but not for Kiyo Pt.2

Ayanokouji POV

"I'm so hungry, Ayanokouji-kun!"

"Ayanokouji-senpai, gotta potty."

"Kouhai-kun, Kouhai-kun!"

"Ayanokouji-kun, what's going on?"

I'll tell you what's going on, there are a lot female toddlers in my room right now and for the first time ever in my life, it's starting to drive me crazy.

Amikura, Tsubaki, Kiryuuin-senpai, and Hiyori won't stop pestering me, Ibuki and Horikita are still fighting, Kei is crying while chasing Amasawa, Satou and Asahina-senpai are looking through my closet, Matsushita is hiding under my bed while looking at me, Ichinose is clinging on my back, Kamuro is still mad at me, and Sakayanagi is trying to stab my leg with her cane. 

That and their continuous screaming is making me think if I should end my life. 

'Life is not daijoubu right now.' I thought.

"You've been put in a tight spot, Kouhai-kun. I'm suprised you haven't break yet." Kiryuuin-senpai said while putting her hands on her hips. I can't even take her seriously when she's looking like a spoiled brat who thinks she can get everything she wants. Now that I think about it, she is getting what she wanted everyday so good for her I guess.

"I'm more suprised that you've become the new student council president. I thought you didn't want to get yourself involve with the council since it's too troubling for you and it's a complete waste of time and essence." I said.

"It is and it always will be but thanks to a deal I made with the new director a.k.a my servant, I decided to take the role. I'm really amazing, aren't I?" Whatever keeps you asleep at night, Senpai. 

(A/N: Loli Kiryuuin…Loli Kiryuuin…I am not a lolicon.)

"Ayanokouji-kun, don't ignore me!" I heard Ichinose shouting on my back as she begins to bite my neck. Is she trying to give me a love bite or she's just hungry? 

"Ichinose, stop." I said as I try to grab her from behind but she kept dodging my hand.

"Ayanokouji!" I see Kamuro walking towards me.

"Yes? Do you need something?" I asked.

"You damn right I do!" Well there's no need to cry.

"Carry me!" Kamuro raised her arms.

"No! Carry me first, Ayanokouji-kun!" Amikura joins in.

"Me first! I want to be carried." Matsushita came out of the bed and go towards me and raise her arms.

"Hey! Ayanokouji-kun is mine! No one is allowed to get carried except for me!" Ichinose sticks her tongue out to everyone, making everyone mad. 

'This is not good. Not good at all.' I thought.

"When did you became the queen all of a sudden?! Kiyotaka! I'm your girlfriend so you should be carrying me!" Kei, you're only making the situation worse.

"You're not his girlfriend, I am! Isn't that right, Ayanokouji-kun?" Satou, please don't bring it up.

"Senpai, I want to sit on your lap~" I'm too young to go to jail, Amasawa.

"As the new student council president, my orders are absolute so I command you to carry me right now or I'll kiss you." Kiryuuin-senpai, you're taking advantage of your form right now just to make me feel like a lolicon. Atleast, that's what the professor said.