COTE one-shots

Reaction Time #5: I love you just the way you are

(A/N: Some light UT spoilers ahead so be warned. Satou fans, where y'all at?!)

"Are ya'll prepared now? Allright let's get--"

Someone raised their hand, cutting off KR.

"What is it, Kushida?" 

"What do you mean by your readers? I've been wondering about that." She said, then everyone stared at KR for his response.

"It's nothing for you and your bipolar ass to worry about." He answered, making Kushida cry because of the insult.

"You didn't need to insult me! How dare you! I'm not bipolar!" Kushida shouted as she cried.

"Sheesh, aren't you a drama queen." KR said.

"Hey! Why did you made Kikyou--arrghhhh it hurts! No more, please!" Ike begged for mercy as UT Shinohara broke his other arm.

"Learn to shut up." She then puts a towel formed in a ball which is soaked in rotten vinegar into Ike's mouth, tying it up after.

"Doesn't that taste good? How about we spice it up a notch?" UT Shinohara was now wearing a wicked smile, making everyone terrified with some exceptions.

"Go, Shinohara-san! Teach that pervert a lesson!" Kei shouted.

Ayanokouji gave UT Shinohara a thumbs up.

'I may have raised her too well. Now, I wanna meet this other me.' Ayanokouji thought.

"After KR told me about what you did last year, you truly deserve every suffering you receive." Horikita said.

"Hey! I wasn't a part of that plan, so why am I involved as well?!" A tied up Miyamoto shouted.

"You're also the same in my own universe, a sadistic traitor that jerks off to other people's despair." UT Shinohara said in a dark voice.

"No forgiveness, you son of a bitch." 

UT Shinohara breaks both of Miyamoto's arms, screaming in great pain.

"Stop screaming, you're freaking out the entire audience." She shoves a can of Surströmming inside of his mouth then covered it with gorilla tape.

"Much better. Even though you can't breathe, KR made you two fuckheads temporarily immortal so have fun suffering." And with that, UT Shinohara walks back to her seat.

"Not gonna lie, after what Shinohara-san told us about them and what they did, they realized deserve getting severly tortured." Satou said.

"When did you learn how to those kinds of moves, by the way?" Matsushita asked.

"Kiyo taught me that by making me play the violin while he plays the piano." UT Shinohara said.

Everyone was confused.

"Why do l get the feeling there's an anime for that?" Sotomura muttered.

'Now I really want to meet the other me.' Ayanokouji thought.

"Allright everyone, let's just ignore the two crying fuckboys and watch the next video." KR said.

Everyone nodded.

I love you just the way you are

"Just looking from the title, it's sound so wholesome." Ichinose said.