COTE one-shots

Reaction Time #1: Baby Kiyo Pt. 1 & 2

All students and teachers of ANHS were called into the auditorium for an important announcement coming from an anonymous human being.

"Ayanokouji-kun, do you think it's gonna be another special exam?" Matsushita asked as she was sitting next to Ayanokouji.

"I don't really know. If it is, then the chairman would've announced it instead of another person." Ayanokouji said, but Matsushita wasn't satisfied.

"Oh come on, there's gotta be--" 

"HEEEELLLOOOO EVVEERRYYONNEE!" 

Out of nowhere, a male figure suddenly comes out, making everyone suprised by his loud voice.

"Are to trying to make me deaf?!" Ike shouted but was ignored.

"My name is Goro Akehama! It's a pleasure to meet you all! I hope we can all get along as I am your god!" Akehama said. Everyone was questioning themselves as to why there was a news reporter announcing that he was god.

"Now, all of you might be wondering what I'm--"

"Oi! What the fuck are you doing, taking my place, huh?!" Suddenly another male figure comes out.

"Ummm, sorry master! I'm just trying to--ow!" Before Akehama could finish, his master smacks him in the head.

"Kukuku, I like this guy." Ryuuen said.

"He kinda reminds me of you, Sae-chan." Hoshinomiya-sensei said as she smiles, resulting in her head getting smacked by Chabashira-sensei.

"Umm, may I ask who you may be?" Horikita asked.

"Huh? Oh, sorry about that. My name is--"

"His mame is Chunchunmaru!" Akehama shouted.

"Shut up! That guy is from another fanfic world!" He said as he kicked Akehama in the stomach.

"Anyway, my name is KingpinRisette, just call me KR for short. I'm the real god, not this fucking idiot." KR said.

"What did you call us for, KR?" Mashima-sensei asked.

'I'm suprised they didn't question master about being a god.' Akehama thought.

"Right. You're gonna watch a series of videos from an alternate universe and the main protagonist is none other than him." KR points at Ayanokouji, shocking everyone.

"What the?! Why him?! If anything it should be Kikyou-chan!" Ike and a bunch of male defects shouted.

"Ugh, this boring gloomy guy? Give me a break." Shinohara said.

"Oh right, I forgot that you're a bitch in every reaction fics." KR said.

"What did you just call me?!" Shinohara asked in anger.

"I said that you're a bitch. Which is why I'm going to do this." KR said as he claps his hands twice, making another person appeared next to him.

"H-Huh? Where am I?" Why am I infront of the stage?" 

"Now's there two Shinoharas! Lucky me!" Ike said.

"Hm? Oh, Kiyo! Do you know what's happening right now?" The other Shinohara asked.

"Kiyo?! You mean Kiyotaka?!" Kei shouted.

"This is Shinohara from another world. A much better one, to say the least." KR explained.

"There's an empty seat next to your precious Kiyo so go sit next to him." KR added.