"Uhmm guys? Did something--OH MY LORD ALMIGHTY SHOGUN, WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!" KR shouted at the sight of the destroyed auditorium after escaping solitary confinement.
"Mr. Zhongli?! What did you do?!"
"A long story."
A few minutes later
"My sincerest apologies, KR. Perhaps I have gotten a bit far. I suppose there is a way I can repay you with? I can have either Director Hu, Childe, or the Traveler to pay for the damages." Zhongli said.
"No, it's fine. You're my dad anyway so it's all good." KR said.
"Huh?" Zhongli was confused.
"ANYWAY, where did you transported them, Ritsu?" KR asked.
"It was a sheer panic so I transported them all in a white room." Ritsu answered.
"Ohh, Alrighty then. I guess it's--IN THE WHITE ROOM?!" KR got shocked.
"Not THE white room, you idiot. I said A white room, not the tortuous white room or whatever you're thinking about." Ritsu said.
"Ugh…just transport them all back here and maybe cure Akehama here as well." KR pointed at the flattened Akehama.
"Alright, you ask for it."
Ritsu snaps her fingers, transporting everyone back.
"Hey everyone, sorry for…the… trouble…"
What KR and Ritsu was seeing right now was beyond unbelievable.
Beidou was carrying Ryuuen bridal style.
Akane was hugging both Klee and Sayu.
Asahina passed out as she sees Kaeya also carrying him bridal style.
Amikura is hugging Paimon very tightly.
Ishizaki, Bennett, and Razor are under Albert, Xiao, and Thoma.
Sotomura buried himself on Lisa's chest.
"What the hell happened here?" KR asked.
"Don't worry about us, focus on that catastrophe over there!" Akito pointed at a certain view.
Amber, Noelle, Keqing, Ayaka, Ganyu, Yoimiya, Yanfei, Hu Tao, Mona, Ei were clinging on Ayanokouji.
Kei, Ichinose, Satou, Matsushita, Shinohara, Hiyori, Horikita, Sakayanagi, Amasawa, Kiryuuin were clinging on Aether.
"Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?" Hashimoto asked.
"How the hell did this happened?! I'm sure I was holding onto Ayanokouji-kun's back!" Matsushita shouted.
"You have some nice midriffs there, Traveler…" Kiryuuin slowly touches Aether's waist.
"This is not what it looks like… perhaps the teleportation process has caused a mishap somehow." Amber nervously said.
'Aether…stop adding more rivals, will you?!' Yanfei thought while moving herself away from Ayanokouji.
"Uhh, could you all let go now?" Aether and Ayanokouji said in unison.
A few minutes later, everyone went back to their seats.
"Once again, I apologize for the trouble because a certain SOMEONE here can't control their temper." Ritsu said while looking at Zhongli.
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COTE one-shots
FanfictionThis happened just because there's so many random stories on my head driving me crazy so I decided to write it. I hope you enjoy. I do not own any of You-zitsu characters this is only a fanfic all rights belong to Shogo Kinugusa
