COTE one-shots

Kiyo Facts Pt. 2

"Hmm…"

"Oh no…" Horikita muttered.

"Here we go again…" Kei facepalmed.

"Kiyopon, just for once…please stay silent." Haruka begged. 

"Let's just get out of here before he could open his--" 

"Can you think a thinking thinker that would think about a thinker while thinking about it being a thinking thinker?" 

"Kiyo, that's not a fact, that's a tongue twister." Shinohara said.

"It's better than some random ass facts." 

"What the hell are you doing here, Ryuuen?! This is the second time!" Akito shouted.

"I got bored at class that I'd rather lose my brain cells to this fucking genius." Ryuuen points at Ayanokouji.

"Hm? What facts are we talking about?" Hoshinomiya-sensei popped out of nowhere.

"Sensei, please don't go to another class all willy nilly." Ichinose said.

"Sensei no! Why did you have to--" 

"If one teacher can't teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all subjects?" 

"Huh. You do have a point there." Asahina said.

"We're not robots, Ayanokouji." Chabashira-sensei answered.

"That's not the issue here, sensei." Hiyori said.

"In terms of orange, which came first, the color or the fruit?"

"Wait wha--oh you do have a point there." Katsuragi said.

"I think it's the fruit that comes first as I think that's were we see the first color of orange, I believe." Mashima-sensei replied.

"Then, when did the word orange was discovered? From the color of the fruit or the fruit itself?" Satou asked.

Everyone thought of the same thing.

"Just thinking about it makes my head hurt." Sakayanagi said.

"It's his fault for making us think some dumb brain puzzling facts." Horikita said.

"You and someone else are probably reading this at the exact same time."

"Reading what?" Kiryuuin asked.

"That wasn't for you all, that one was for my readers."