COTE one-shots

Reaction Breaktime #1: The Queen or The AI

"May I please call on Sakurako Tsubaki of Class 1-C, Mio Ibuki of Class 2-D, and Shinjiro Tamazaki of Class 3-A to come up to the stage please." 

As Ritsu announced the names, the three students stand up and walk to the stage then sat down.

"You can do it, Tamazaki-kun!" Asahina shouted, making Nagumo glare at him.

"You wanna get these hands, stupid council president?!" Tamazaki threatened Nagumo.

"Do it for your soulmate, Ibuki!" Ryuuen "cheered".

"Shut up!" A blushing Ibuki sneered at him.

Utomiya and Tsubaki just gave each other a thumbs up.

"Are you ready? Remember to write your answer on the small whiteboard I've given you." The three nodded.

"Great! Here is Question Number 1." 

What weapon did Housen use to "stab" Ayanokouji-kun with?

A. Screwdriver

B. Petty Knife

C. Eggplant

D. Fork

"Stab?!" Everyone shouted.

"When did this happen?!" Mashima-sensei asked in a panic.

"Oh no…" Nanase muttered.

"Oh brother." Horikita said.

"Everyone please calm down for now as I will give the context after." Ritsu said.

"Participants, please show your answer."

Tsubaki: C

Ibuki: B

Tamazaki: B

"And the correct answer is B! That's one point for both second-years and third-years, congratulations!" Ritsu said happily.

"You answered Eggplant?!" The entire first-years shouted at Tsubaki but she couldn't give two shits about them as she was thinking about something more important.

'I should let Ayanokouji-senpai enjoy my thighs again when he comes back.' Tsubaki thought.

"Now for the context: After Housen took down both Sudo-kun and Horikita-san by using violence, he turned his sight on Ayanokouji-kun who was just standing there and that's were he took out the knife and was about to "stab him" but it was backfired when Ayanokouji-kun purposely let his left hand get stabbed." Ritsu explained.

"Ayanokouji-kun…" Hiyori was about to cry.

"Reckless as always." UT Shinohara said.

"I'm confused. Why would he let himself get stabbed on purpose?" Kanzaki aksed.

Ritsu looks at a very sweaty Nagumo and showed him a smug smile.

"Good question, Kanzaki-kun. It's because that Knife belonged to Ayanokouji-kun and Housen wasn't going to stab him, but on his own thigh."

Everyone was still confused.

"You see, the stupid council president proposed a bounty on Ayanokouji-kun and this was only told by a specific number of first-years that whoever can get Ayanokouji-kun expelled will get a reward of 20 Million Points." 

"Wait so, If the Kouhai succeeded on stabbing himself using Ayanokouji-kun's knife then…"

"Yupp! It would look like Ayanokouji-kun stabs HIM and he would be expelled." Ritsu said.