Mallory Hampton-Rivers portrayed by; Kaya Scodelario
Rodrick Heffley portrayed by; Devon Bostick__________________
"I like you, I really like you."
"I thought you liked Heather."
"She's cool and pretty and that but Mallory, I've liked you since I first saw you."
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DISCLAIMER, This book contains;
•Strong language
•Death and Grief
•Sexual Scenes
•Anxiety and panic attacks
If you are sensitive to any of these subjects please don't read this book. This is my only warning so please don't report this book because I haven't put Trigger Warnings.
𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡
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𝐵𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝐵𝑜𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛 𝑆𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠
-𝐴𝑟𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑦𝑠
"But she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice, She's looking at you funny rarely looking at you 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑐𝑒."
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𝐾𝑖𝑑𝑠
-𝑀𝐺𝑀𝑇
"You were a child, crawling on your knees toward it, Making momma so proud, But your voice is too loud, We like to watch you laughing, You pick the insects off plants, No time to think of consequences"
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𝑆𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡
-𝑁𝑖𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑎
"Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile, I found it hard, was hard to find, Oh well, whatever, never mind"
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𝐶𝑎𝑟 𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑠ℎ
-𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑦𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑠
"Cause it's a car crash waiting to happen, Foot to the throttle and no overlapping"
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𝐵𝑢𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑢𝑚 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ
-𝑀𝐴𝑅𝐼𝑁𝐴
"Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll, Don't care if you think I'm dumb, I don't care at all"
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𝑃𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝐴𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑘
-𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑃𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒
"Catastrophy's like a second home, One-way-ticket to combustion, I'm having a meltdown, And I'm getting nervous now"
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𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠
-𝐿𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑒
"'Cause we are young and we're ashamed, Send us to perfect places, All of our heroes fading."
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𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑘
-𝑃𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐵𝑗𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛
"It doesn't matter what we do, Where we are going to, We can stick around and see this night through"
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𝑀𝑖𝑑𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠
-𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝐷𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
"Midnight memories, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Baby, you and me, Stumblin' in the street, Singin', singin', singin', singin'"
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𝑆𝑒𝑚𝑖-𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒
-𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑑 𝐸𝑦𝑒 𝐵𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑑
"When I'm with you I feel like I could die
And that would be alright, alright"
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𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑤𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑜𝑠
-𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒
"You started eating my favorite candy, You buy a pack in every store you're in, Stocking up on strawberry Mentos"
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𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠
-𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠
"My head shakes when I sleep too long
And my mom cries when I sing this song"
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𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔
-𝑉𝑎𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠
"You think it's all over, Get up and try again, You've got to act your age, darling, Before you fall back in"______________
𝐷𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦 𝐼𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑒𝑠
-𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑁𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑟ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑑
"Go ahead and cry, little girl, Nobody does it like you do"
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𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑏𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠
-𝐴𝑟𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑦𝑠
"Secrets I have held in my heart, Are harder to hide than I thought, Maybe I just wanna be yours"
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𝑀𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑒
-𝐷𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑒𝑟
"Pick it up, pick it all up And start again"
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𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤
-𝐿𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛
"I walked across an empty land, I knew the pathway like the back of my hand, I felt the earth beneath my feet"
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𝑊𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦
- 𝑀𝑎𝑐 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑜
"And even though we barely know each other, It still hurts watching him fade away, watching him fade away, Watching him fade away, watching him fade away"
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Fight or flight
-Conan Gray
"Well, fight or flight, I'd rather die than have to cry in front of you"
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𝑀𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠
- 𝑃ℎ𝑜𝑒𝑏𝑒 𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠
"I hate you for what you did and I miss you like a little kid, I faked it every time, but that's alright, I can hardly feel anything, I hardly feel anything at all"
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𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑎𝑔𝑒
- 𝑆𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡
"I've waited a hundred years but I'd wait a million more for you, Nothing prepared me for what the privilege of being yours would do"
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too much like me~ R Heffley
Fanfiction"You're just a little bit too much like me." "Come off it, I'm nothing like you. We only hang out because you convinced me to be in your stupid band."