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Chapter 19: Four People Scream At Each Other And Fundy Teaches History

Ayup, my Shadows! Tis me, Fire, back again!

Mel did a wonderful job (even if she blackmailed me into a few things) and she's going to help me as I have a Ranboo-level memory when it comes to the arcs. (Seriously tho, Mel, all your suggestions have to do with Y/N and kissing. What the heck is wrong with you, this is a slowburn XD)

Anyways, more chapter, less talking.

The next day, you followed Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy, George, Big Q, and a new person called Karl Jacobs up a very thin set of cobblestone stairs. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WHO MADE THIS!??!?!" you screamed as you nearly fell off of the edge. The stairs had, of course, led to an even FREAKING THINNER FLOATING FREAKING PATH, which was about the width of a cat's whisker and just about as thin as a cloud. Behind you, Fundy laughed and steadied you.

"Calm down, it's not that bad," he giggled. You whipped around (well, as much as you could without losing your balance) and glared at him.

"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, YOU HAVE A FREAKING TAIL. BALANCE IS SECOND NATURE TO YOU, YOU NEON ORANGE FURBALL."

Fundy rolled his eyes. "At the moment, I'd prefer to be half Ender dragon." You frowned.

"Ender DRAGON? What the heck is THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?" you asked, well, screamed, as you almost fell off the edge. You decided to spend less time talking and more time focusing on where to place your feet.

"Seriously?" Fundy said incredulously. "Well, the End dimension is a strange place floating in an orb of void. It's made of levitating islands made of a pale yellow-white crystal known as endstone. From this endstone grows beautiful purple plants known as chorus fruit. When eaten, it warps space to teleport the consumer any random distance. Scattered throughout the End are these weird places called End cities. They're shaped like chorus fruit, with thin, tall towers that defy the laws of gravity and beautiful rooms made out of endstone and something called purpur. These cities have floating airships which contain Ender dragon heads on the end. End cities can have something called Elytra in them, which are like wings you can put on and fly with."

"However, these end cities have been abandoned for centuries, and no one knows why! The only living things in there are these creatures called shulkers, which have hard shells and shoot crystals which make you levitate if hit. Legend says that the shells of shulkers can make boxes which compact any item put inside so small that the box can be destroyed and replaced somewhere else and the items will still be there, normal size one more."

"The main part of the End dimension, however, is the central island. Some call it Zero-Zero, others call it the Zero Point, and still others call it the Crossroads. Here, tall, amazingly thick obsidian towers are tipped with End crystals, gems so powerful they explode if touched. These End crystals give power and health to the Ender dragon, a scaley beast with two wings. The dragon guards the only way back to the overworld from the End, a bedrock temple, tipped with the dragon's own egg."

"However, many years ago, god banned the End." He glanced at you, noting your skeptical face, and laughed. "No, seriously! The god of this world moved the portal to the End far away, to a location no one can ever find. All who go searching never return." He stopped, grinning at you. "Aaaaaand ta da! We're here!"

You glanced up, surprised, to see that you had indeed reached the courthouse. You followed Fundy into it, the two of you standing by the doorway. Tubbo, Wilbur, and Tommy stood on one side of the room while George and Quackity stood on the other. Karl and Sapnap stood in the middle, on a podium reserved for the election mediator.

After a moment, you pulled out two chairs from you pack, setting them up for you and Fundy to sit on. Schlatt had chosen not to appear tonight under the excuse of preparing something with Dream, who was also absent.