You sat in your chair upside down, feeling bored. You didn't want to write papers or type things or read files. All you did was fold a few file papers into paper airplanes and chucked it around the room. As you chucked the 4th plane you made, it flew and flew. Past Dazai, past Atsushi, hitting Kunikida in the temple. It was the 3rd time you hit him with your origami masterpieces. Dazai was hiding his laughter as Atsushi ignored it. Kunikida grabbed the paper airplane, unfolded it. His eyes widened as he stood up from his desk and slammed the paper down on the wooden desk, grabbing everyones attention. "Y/N L/N. STOP FOLDING IMPORTANT FILES. DO YOU KNOW HOW RUDE IT IS TO JUST FOLD THESE LIKE THEY ARE NOTHING BUT GARBAGE. YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS AND YOUR ALREADY CAUSING MAYHEM FOR THIS AGENCY!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, glaring at me. I looked at him right back, "Kuniki, Kuniki~" you say, giving him a little nickname, "Work and files are no fun. Dazai doesn't think I'm causing mayhem and Ranpo doesn't care, your causing the mayhem." You pointed a finger at him as he was becoming a ticking bomb. "HOW AM I THE ONE CAUSING TROUBLE?" he kept yelling. "You yell to much, give out heaps of work, you cause a scene and....you make me think you should dye your hair, it still looks like pee," you exaggerating the word 'pee.' Dazai nodded aggressively and giggled at your reasons. Your words made Kunikida grumble and do keyboard ASMR. You kept making paper airplanes as the whole agency went back to being silent.
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"Interesting!!" The black-haired male said as he spun in his chair. You look up and see Ranpo, fixing his hat. "Y/N-chan! I got an interesting case! Lets go!" he exclaimed as he grabbed your chair and pushed it out of the door, running. You squeaked as you were bobbing on your chair upside down from clinging onto it as Ranpo carefully but swiftly to push it down the stairs. It took a bit of a while to get up from being a bit scared to move in a upright position, but it's better than being upside down. You sat in your chair as Ranpo ran, getting a few glances from other as you guys raced down the path. "Why are you taking me?! Slow down too!" You yelled as your hands grasped onto the chair tightly. "Because I told boss that you can be my assistant from now on, defending me if needed to! Isn't it great? That you don't have to stay at a desk but come out and watch me solve a case!" he exclaimed as he stopped. He pulled you off my own chair and kicked it into an alleyway. 'Way to go Ranpo. Disrespect my chair' you thought.
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You and Ranpo were walking down the stairs to the subway/train. "Y/N-chan! Go and fetch me a ticket!" he ordered. You looked at him, 'He can't buy a train ticket for himself?' you wondered. "I don't understand the procedure of it. Chop, chop, we don't have all day!" he said, reading you like a open book. You bought Ranpo and yourself a ticket, using his money as payback for making you spend money on sweets. It led on to a argument as you guys waited for the train for a couple of minutes.
Getting on the train, you dragged Ranpo to the nearest seat and sat yourself down on the seat. "So Ranpo, what's the case?" you ask. "Its about some lady who was chopped up. Her head was in some sort of expensive hand bang. Another lady was dead next to a building in the same place. No one can find leads so I'm checking it out myself." he replied.
"Why can't you just solve it at the agency?" you ask.
"Well my Y/N-chan. It's because the greatest detective needs to show off his special ability to prove he is the best!"
"Whatever you show off. A detective who can't even buy his own-" you cut yourself off. You felt something, instincts telling you to move. "Ranpo get down!" you yelled and pulled him to the floor, covering his head in a hugging sort of way.
Bang! peeks of glass were everywhere on the floor. the windows were shattered as most of the people were either dead or gone.
A/N: I'm ending this chapter here. I need to sleep. Stress is coming off me as I have finished like the 300th exam this term. Stay safe <3
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