Another new day arrived, you did the same thing. Roll right out of bed, clean yourself up and see what the day brings you today. You jumped over the couch and lie down on your stomach. You made the decision to lie down today and relax. Life was hectic for you. It was either the routine of wake up, get ready, find your target, kill em before gambling, then sometimes fight off some bounty hunters. It was tiring for you as it was a common routine for you but today, you have no clients so it was a rare carefree day. You laid on the couch for a bit when your stomach let out a loud growl. Your eyes followed up to the clock, it was only 7:30am. You got up from the couch and slid down in your F/C socks on the cold tiled floor. Opening the pantry, you decided to make your favorite breakfast, pancakes. Grabbing all the ingredients and things you need, you hear a knock at the door. You stopped and placed the flour that was in your arms onto the kitchen island. There was a knock at the door again but this time louder. You slowly grabbed your frying pan and walked slowly to the locked door. You kept a firm grip on the frying pan and unlock the door, opening it swiftly. You jump out of your apartment and swing the frying pan. "Calm down, your not under arrest." the voice joked as he took a step back to dodge your swing. You loosen your grip of the pan and look up. "Oh, good morning Ranpo-san!" you cheerfully exclaimed with a smile. "Good morning!" he replied while you both stood outside the door. You invited him in and asked if he'd like some pancakes you were going to make. He didn't dare to turn down the offer and went to sit at the couch.
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You topped off the 2 plates of pancakes that had chocolate syrup, ice-cream and honey on top. Making your way over to the living room, you place the pancakes on the glass table next to Ranpo. He was casually staring at the place, looking at the type of plants you had here and there. "Thank you!" he said as he dug into his ice-cream first. You smiled and nodded at you started cutting up a slice to eat.
"So what brings you here Ranpo-san," you asked curiously.
"I wanfed to shofve you the agenfy! It's full of other wonders!" He muffled with pancakes in his mouth. You giggled and nodded. You agreed to his invitation and finished off your breakfast. You stood up and went to wash your plate. When you turned around on your heel, your wrist was grabbed by Ranpo. You looked back to see him holding out a empty plate. You just nodded and took the plate from him.
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You and Ranpo were out on the streets, heading towards the agency. Only little talk was made. Ranpo opened the door and you bowed and headed off inside with Ranpo behind you. Before you could even look around, a man with brown hair and hazel eyes was in your face. "Hello beautiful! Would you like to join me today on a doubl-" Wham! He was on the floor in front of you. You bend down hugging your knees for support and blinked a few times, looking at the man in the brown coat. His head was about to go up until a shoe was planted on top of his head. You looked up to see a man with glasses, his hair tied in a ponytail. "I'm sorry for this bastard here ma'am."
"It's perfectly fine! But what was he going to ask me?" you say with a smile.
"That is none of your concern at the moment. What brings you here?"
"Oh! Ranpo-san brought me here. Also did you know that your hair looks a bit like pee?" you say bluntly. Everyone around you in the agency was now staring. You were confused, you just made a simple statement. You tilted your head. The man who was on the floor started to burst with laughter, soon to be joined by a few other giggles. The man with glasses just sighed and walked off to his desk, hands in his head. "What did I do that was so funny to make people laugh around me Ranpo-san?" you turned around and asked him. He looked at you and smiled. "You refered his hair to the color of urine. Not that only, Kunikida's clothes match with his hair," Ranpo informed you. This set off more laughter, with the guy who's name was Kunikida, yelling. After yelling you were introduced to the agency. The brown haired guy that was previously on the floor was Dazai. The boy with white hair was Atsushi and the one who grabbed my arm and checked for injuries was Yosano. You introduced yourself and was told that not all the agency members were here. Honestly, you felt that they were a whole bunch of weirdos and creeps but it didn't bother you too much. After all, you were kind of a creep too with your murdering career.
A/N: Hihi. I'm not going to be updating as often since I've had a couple exams and I still have an upcoming one. This was kinda a short one bc I have been tired and stressed lately. Take care!
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Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) was a wanted murderer and gambler. Despite her happy aura and love for plants, every time she gambled was always chased down with murder, at least that was until they was caught out by Yokohama's greatest detective. I do not own Bungou s...