(kept this in a word document for awhile-)
Diane: Catalina and I are having a baby.
Claire: That's gre-
Diane, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Diane: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Claire: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Catalina: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Diane, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped
Catalina: Where are you?
Diane: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Claire: I'll call Catalina.
Catalina, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Claire: Where's Diane? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Catalina: Diane? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Catalina:
Catalina: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Catalina: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Diane: WHO ARE YOU?!
Diane: WHY. why did you give Catalina a KNIFE?!
Claire: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Diane: Now I feel unsafe!
Claire: I'm sorry.
Claire: ... would you like a knife?
Diane: Claire and I don't use pet names.
Catalina: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Diane: Honey?
Claire: Yes, dear?
Diane:
Catalina: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Diane: How's the sexiest person here~?
Claire: I don't know, how are they~?
Diane, flustered: I-
Catalina, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Diane: We need a distraction.
Claire: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Catalina, whispering: My time has come
Diane: Is something burning?
Claire: Just my love for you.
Diane: Claire, the toaster is on fire.
Diane, tending to Claire's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Claire: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Store Worker: Would a Ms. Diane please come to the front desk?
Diane, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Claire and Catalina
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Claire and Catalina, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Diane: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Fanfiction[TW: CURSING] This is an OC story. But feel free to put it as a reader story! But there are no ships. Puffy's sister is having a rough time right now. Her husband is in jail for something he didn't do, and she lost her job. She can't supply much for...
