Marvel One Shots

please shut up (lokius)

hey yall sorry for the delay. this contains spoilers for loki episodes 1 + 2 so if you dont want spoilers, dont read this (fanart credit to homieswithhades on tumblr!! go check them out their art is AMAZING) 

Loki walks around the tent, looking around. Mobius watches him carefully, knowing full this could be a trap.

"What do you see, Loki?"

"I see a scheme, and in that scheme, I see myself." Loki grins. "We have a saying in Asgard, 'Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near.' It means to be aware of your surroundings. Which is absurd, because my people are, by nature, gullible fools. A trait that I, the God of Mischief, exploited time and time again simply by listening. My teeth were sharp, but my ears even sharper.

Hunter B-15 interrupts. "We're running out of time, Mobius"

Mobius shoots her a sharp look. "Hold it. Just give him a chance." He says, before turning back to the Asgardian.

"You remind me of them. The Time Variance Authority and the gods of Asgard, one and the same. Drunk with power, blinded to the truth. Those you underestimate will devour you. You underestimate me, just as you underestimate this lesser Loki. Which is why, you walk into one wolf's mouth after another."

The device in B-15's hand beeps and she looks up. "Two units. He's wasting our time."

"C'mon, Loki, make a long story short." Mobius says, patting Loki on the shoulder, ignoring the spark he felt. Loki stares at him for a bit, before continuing his monologue.

Mobius watches closely, his eyes drifting down to Loki's lips, before he snaps them back up.

Loki walks around Mobius and whispers in his ear. "We'll need to speak to the Time Keepers at once. They're in graver danger than we realized."

Mobius nods once, before laughing. "He's lying. Just playing games. There's no one out there." He announces. Hunter B-15 sets the reset charges and Mobius leads Loki out of the tent, keeping one hand resting on the small of his back.

***

Mobius whistles as he walks out of Ravonna's office and Loki jumps up.

"You're probably wondering what happened out on the mission." Loki speed walks behind Mobius, shifting from side to side as he talks. "That was your first lesson in catching a Loki. Expect the expected." Loki grins breathlessly as they turn down a hallway. "Half of the fun of being trickster is knowing everyone knows you're a trickster, and then, many of your tricks can come from exploiting the fact that you know that they know-"

"Okay, please shut up!" Mobius says. Loki freezes for a moment before smiling coyly.

"Make me."

Mobius just grabs Loki's tie and kisses him.

He pulls away and smiles.

"Finally. Quiet." Mobius says, smoothing out Loki's tie. "C'mon, Loki, we have work to do."

k i know that was short, but im stressed, so this is all you get /lh

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