Jemily One Shots

JJ Is A Snack

The team all gathered around Emily's living room. Across the center table were various games and pieces of paper. "No! No, no, no! That's not fair! You guys have like some secret idiot language that lets you communicate the answers!" Penelope threw a piece of popcorn at Emily, knowing full well Derek would duck out of the way.

"It's not cheating if it works. You're just jealous because you and Pennsylvania Petite are doing so bad. And besides, anyone could tell that this is a planet." Derek waved around Emily's little slip of paper.

"It's a circle with another circle in it. How is that obviously a planet?" Rossi took the paper, staring at it.

"It's Jupiter." Emily and JJ said at the same time. Emily smiled. The blonde turned a little red and focused back on the scribbles on her own paper.

"See. JJ gets it. Well done Em, that perfect drawing just won us the game. What's next?" Derek said sitting back down next to his wife.

"Well, whatever it is, you and Em are not going to be on the same team," JJ says.

"Blondie, just because you lose doesn't mean we're cheating. Maybe you're just bad at these. It's alright though. I'm sure it's just a blonde thing. But don't worry. I'm sure my babygirl will be more than happy to be my partner."

"Of course my chocolate god. So what's next? What else is in the Prentiss closet?" Penelope asks.

"Not me anymore," Prentiss laughs making everyone playfully roll their eyes at the brunette's joke.

"There's gotta be some we haven't played before." Tara says as Emily stood up, and almost tripped stepping over people and bottles of alcohol. She opened the closet and looked in the back corner.

"What's the verdict? Have we run you out?"

"Umm, technically no. But the only games left in here are for kids. Chutes and Ladders, Sorry, Candyland. You get the picture." Emily says looking back at the group.

"Why are there so many kid games in there?" Tara ask taking a sip from her wine glass.

"Because when I babysat Henry for the first time I panicked and got whatever games I could find. But he was just fine reading, so I kind of forgot about them. So? Anyone want to give their childhood a visit?"

"I think we should leave Sorry! out of this. It can get violent. That and Uno. Just bad ideas. Especially with drunk Emily who can throw a table out a window when you hit her with three draw fours." Derek says laughing.

"That was against the official Uno rules and you know it Morgan! House rules don't apply if you're not in the house they were made in. And I only shoved the table. It never went through a window. Give me some credit." Emily finished by slamming the closet door and glaring at the man.

"So what? We calling it for the night? Or making an emergency run to the game store?" Reid asks.

"I have an idea." JJ said with a little smirk, raising her hand just a little.

"We're all ears Jayje." Penelope responded first.

"Yes JJ. Your ideas haven't steered us wrong yet." Rossi picked up his pizza. His favorite part of the night.