Mr.cheese: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Player: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Veteran: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Captain : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Mr.cheese: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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Mr.cheese: Are we really going to let Player keep Veteran?
Captain : We kept Beanie.
Beanie in the background : OI BITCH I HEARD THAT
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Mr.cheese: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Player: Looking right because you left
Veteran: Looking up cause you let me down
Captain : Looking down cause you fucked up
Beanie: What is wrong with you guys
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Mr.cheese: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Player: Tubular AF!
Veteran: Mood to the max!
The gentleman , annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Beanie, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Blue: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Player: I do have a sense of humor you know
Blue: I've never heard you laugh before
Player: I've never heard you say anything funny
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Beanie: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Mr.Cheese: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Ninja: This is such a bad idea.
Bro: Then why are you coming along?
Ninja: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Ninja: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Bro: Okay, but in my defense, Stoner bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Ninja: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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