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Captain: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Player who has a look of disappointment-j-just what is wrong with you ?????
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The gentleman :Look, last night was a mistake.
Mr.Egg :A sexy mistake.
The gentleman: No, just a regular mistake.
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Beanie: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Player: Killed without hesitation.
Beanie: No. (beanie is my oc btw )
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Beanie: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Player: Go the fuck to sleep
Beanie: What gif I don't want to?
Player: Fuck You
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Beanie: Dammit, Player!
Player: What?! It wasn't me!
Beanie: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Veteran!
Veteran: Not me either.
Beanie: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Captain : *whistles*
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Mr.cheese: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Player: I am not a weenie!
Veteran: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*
Player: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Captain : You tell 'em, Player! *sips their drink*
Player: Captain , what're you doing here?
Captain : I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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