Among us logic crap TAKING REQUESTS

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Captain : what's a thot ?

Bro: a thoughtful person

*later at the dinner table

Player: here's the salt captain

Captain : thanks player your such a thot !

*player spits out water While beanie is on the floor choking

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Mr.Cheese : oh look we're under the mistletoe

The gentleman: Mr.Cheese that's not a mistletoe

*later at 4AM

The gentleman: good heavens he was flirting with me !
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*Emgineer flirting: Hey there candied vascular system pump

*Gnome in the background :He means sweetheart .
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Mother : why are you smiling ?

Mr.Cheese : why? can't I be happy?

The gentleman : Mr . Egg fell down the stairs .

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Captain  : crushes are the worst !

Beanie : yea whenever I'm near mine I start acting stupid

Captain : pfft you always act stupid?????

Beanie : yeaaaaa don't think too much of it

Captain: ........
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Beanie ; OH YEA WELL I STILL HAVE YOUR HOODIE

Player : WELL I STILL HAVE YOUR VIRGINITY !

Veteran : *screeching

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Beanie : about a week ago I accidentally slept with player .

Gnome : .........Really?

Beanie : ....yes

Gnome: You accidentally slept with player ???

Beanie : ...yes

Gnome : Accidentally?

Beanie : yes

Gnome : I don't understand did you trip or something ?????

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Captain : I've changed all my passwords to incorrect .

Beanie : what why?

Captain : so if I forget it then it will remind me that my password is incorrect.

Beanie : that's the most genius piece of idiocy I have ever heard -

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Captain: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Player : You were flirting with Beanie .
Captain : So what? They're my partner.
Player : You asked them if they were single.
Captain :
Player : And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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*The group is getting into the car*
Stoner: I'm driving.
Player , out of view: Shotgun!
Veteran , turning to face Player : Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Player : WOAH-
Player , holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Beanie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Player : I don't know, how are they~?
Beanie, flustered: I-
Veteran , from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Stoner: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Player : It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Stoner: Three of us saw it, Player . How do you explain that?
Player : *points at Veteran * Sleep deprivation. *points at Mr.cheese* Paranoia. *points at The gentleman * Delusional personality disorder.

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Stoner: Favorite horror movie?
Player : It
Veteran : Saw
Mr.cheese: Annabelle
The gentleman : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics