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From an episode Of maricraft ~
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Player : Veteran made a very obvious escape patch in his cave..

Beanie : chuckles

Veteran : I know - well technically that was captain...

Captain: yea that was me!

Beanie: Veteran ! You have stairs that go nowhere!

Veteran: uh yea I know , it has a purpose

Player:* goes deeper into Veterans cave * oh jeez - this goes way deeper, Beanie come down here!

Beanie : alright alright

Veteran : I was explaining it but you guys were lost on a boat or something...

Player : yea- oh! Wow I hear -

Veteran : hey player ! I found us a bunch of coal

Player : oh god- LAVA

Captain : hey kids don't dig straight up like I'm doing ....

Player : I think I see someone down here ...

Veteran : is it me ???

Beanie : are you down in the uh - shaft again?

Stoner : Hey veteran *meets up with vet * how do we get out of here ?

Veteran : uh-

Beanie : you down in veterans shaft ??

Player: yea but it went way deep

Beanie :* going to the cave* Adventuring in Veterans shaft !

Veteran : uh -

Beanie : oh yea that shaft leads to nowhere..

Veteran : no , I don't know - Oh ! What's this *opens chest *nothing ...

Beanie :* hears elephant noise * IS THERE AN ELEPHANT DOWN HERE ?!

Player : oh hey! I found Captain! He's invisible

Captain : what no ? I'm not - I'm not invisible

Player :oh is that stoner ? Sup! Oh - you murdered him and took his stuff??

Beanie: You killed him?!

Stoner : no- I didn't kill him-

Captain : I escaped-

Stoner : he escaped he had sprinting abilities

Player : how are you invisible??

Stoner : I have potions that's why I needed the blaze rods

Captain : wait does that mean stoner doesn't have any armor on

Stoner :no-

Beanie : yea it does . If he's completely invisible?

Captain: so that means I could probably murder him pretty easily ...

Veteran :*sees beanie *: hey beanie !

Beanie :oh what's up ?

Veteran : welcome to my mine !

Beanie : yo vet *goes over to veteran *

Veteran : yes?

Beanie : nice shaft ! Thanks for inviting me to your shaft !

Player :*gets cornered by a creeper *oh sh-