Among us logic crap TAKING REQUESTS

Incorrect quotes

Rose: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
BDay: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Bro: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Player: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Veteran: Never seen one.
Player: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Veteran: What can't I see?
Player: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Veteran: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Player: Fuck-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Player: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Mr.Cheese: cUlT lEaDeR.
Stoner: God hates me personally.
Sheriff : cowBoy hat.
Sheriff : *sniffles* Trying my best.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mr.Cheese: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Mr.Egg: I think you mean cards.
The gentleman : He did not.
Mr.Cheese, pulling out knives: I did not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beanie: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Captain: Hot dog costumes!
Beanie: I'm sorry, what?
Captain: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Player goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Player hates hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.
Veteran : Are you saying that Player would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Player : I do hate hot dogs.
( if u know where this is from u a legend and I love u)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stoner : I like your new pants!
Captain: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Stoner : I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Captain: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Stoner: Thats's... not what I meant.
Captain: That's a terrible way to run a business, Stoner !

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*The gang responding to being stabbed by the imposter*
Veteran: Rude.
Stoner : That's fair.
Player: Not again!
Mr.Cheese: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~