Dum: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Player: What did you do?
Dum: Nobody died.
Player: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Player: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Dum: *chugs entire bottle*
Dum: It's perfume.
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Player: *Gets down on one knee*
Veteran: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Player: *Falls over*
Player: The poison is kicking in.
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Beanie: I trust Captain
Player: You think he knows what he's doing?
Beanie: I wouldn't go that far.
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Beanie: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Player: You people already know too much about me.
Captain: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Player: What time is it?
Captain: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Captain: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Beanie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Captain : It's 2 am
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Beanie: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Player: *turning to Veteran* How tall are you?
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Beanie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Player: Nope, absolutely not.
Captain: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Veteran : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Stoner : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
The gentleman : I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Beanie :🥲
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*The squad right before Beanie's wedding*
Player: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Captain: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Veteran : Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Stoner : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
The gentleman , panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
*Beanie standing at the alter : ha I'm so lonely
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FanficWhat the title says . Gonna be full of comics , ( if the stuff is mine I will say so if not then I won't say it's mine :) GONNA BE GAY SHIT A LOT OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND HEADCANNONS , SMALL STUFF LIKE BLUES DIC-
