Mother : it's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Player : Merry crisis
Veteran : jingle bells jingle bells single all the way
Beanie : hoe hoe hoe
Mother : guys please -
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*Veteran writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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No Visor : hey I took your soul last month and -
Player : no returns
*No visor crying * bUt iTs So SaD
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Mother: What do you call disobeying the law?
Mr.Cheese : A hobby.
The gentleman : *crosses their arms*
Mr.Cheese: That I do not engage in.
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Blue: I'm allergic to death.
*player who's the imposter :hehehehehehheheheh
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Player: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Dum:I photosynthesize with this.
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Captian: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Beanie : Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Not orange:Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
*blue holding a lighter:But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Captain:Veteran is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Veteran: No, it's mine.
Captain: It... looks just like the one I have...
Veteran : You don't have one like this anymore.
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Blue: You disgust me.
Player: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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Beanie, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Captain: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Beanie: I have depression, what do you think?
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