Stoner : we're trying to be gay
Blue: go be gay somewhere else !
Stoner : bitch u just walked in here -
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Angel : sherif !
*Sherif fires gun into the air *THATS MY OPENIN NEGOTIATION STATEMENT YALL !
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Player : Veteran! We need your help !
Veteran : are we gonna commit a crime ?
Player : No something better
Veteran: nothing's better than a crime player
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Mr.Egg: Oh, so this is love? Well, love is a gift. A lot of people don't remember that. So you two better brace yourself for a whole lot of ugly coming at you from a never ending parade of stupid.
Beanie : ah I see you've met Mr.Cheese
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Mother: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
The gentleman : Fucking Mr.Cheese and Mr.Egg were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting!
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Engineer : I give up. I am so tired.
Beanie : GET THE EMERGENCY SUPPLY
*captain carries emgineer to gnome
Engineer : IM
BACK BITCHES
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FanfictionWhat the title says . Gonna be full of comics , ( if the stuff is mine I will say so if not then I won't say it's mine :) GONNA BE GAY SHIT A LOT OF INCORRECT QUOTES AND HEADCANNONS , SMALL STUFF LIKE BLUES DIC-
