Neighbor, Really?!

The Wrong Package...? 2.0

Jack rubbed Elsa's back lovingly as Elsa stirred in her sleep on the couch. When Elsa complained that her head was still dizzy and wanted to lie down on her bed, he excitedly persuaded his wife to be willing to lie down on their new couch. He was eager to show that their new L-shaped couch could transform into a bed.

After Jack led his wife from the kitchen and sat her down in a minimalist chair next to the couch, he excitedly demonstrated how a couch could magically turn into a bed. He really was like a couch salesman trying desperately to sell out his products.

And to Jack's delight, Elsa was in a good mood to respond to his silliness even though her head was still spinning. She happily clapped when the couch finally turned into a bed. It made Jack very happy that his efforts were well received. He was just about to fall asleep when-

"Jack!" It was Kristoff. He suddenly opened the door and stood in the doorway hugging a package box.

Jack snapped his head and turned from his wife's back to glare at Kristoff by sloppily walking into someone's house without knocking. Look now who's talking.

"Sttt!!" He stood up and approached Kristoff, his index finger pressed to his lips and glaring at him so he wouldn't scream anymore.

"What?" Kristoff asked confusedly, still not lowering his volume.

"You can't be noisy in here, Kristoff. There is a pregnant wife sleeping." Jack shouted in a whisper, pointing at Elsa who was still fast asleep on the couch.

Kristoff tilted his head and indeed he saw Elsa sleeping on the couch. Of course he got the point-"can't be noisy in here?" or not, because he was still speaking at his usual volume.

"Kristoff!!" Jack shouted in a whisper again and stared at Kristoff so fiercely that his eyeballs nearly popped out. Kristoff then covered his mouth with the palm of his hand because now he realized that he shouldn't be noisy which meant he had to speak in a whisper.

"Sorry." Kristoff said, in a whisper.

"What do you want?"

"Right." Hearing Jack's question, Kristoff remembered his purpose in coming to Jack's house. He showed Jack the package box and opened it in front of Jack's face. "Is this yours?"

Looking at the contents of the package box, Jack grinned widely and nodded. His hand moved to take the box. "Yes. This is mine. The courier must have delivered to the wrong address."

"Yes. So, since your pack-"

"Thank you." Jack pushed Kristoff out of the house and immediately closed the door. He then put down the package box and returned to his previous position with his wife on the couch. He was just about to reach out to hug Elsa from behind when there was a knock on the door. From the loud knocking, he guessed it must be Kristoff.

"What now, fat nose?" Jack swung the door open in annoyance, revealing Kristoff, who quickly stepped inside.

"Okay, now since your package was delivered to my house, wait, what did you call me?" Kristoff tilted his head trying to remember.

"Fine nose." Answered Jack flatly.

Kristoff narrowed his eyes, unconvinced. "Really?"

"Yes, and what the hell do you want for me, Kristoff? I have a pregnant wife to cuddle." Jack whispered in annoyance, Kristoff's presence in his house risked waking his wife.

"Okay, okay. My God, did I wake a hungry dinosaur? So, this is the problem. Since your package strayed into my house, and I have already delivered it to you, now I want to see the contents of your package that you talked about earlier. I just want to see the contents, who knows maybe it's for me. Your package was delivered to my house, right? So, my package could be delivered to your house. Could be swapped." Kristoff explained patiently. He wanted to ask nicely.