Leo v.s Harry

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Harry: "My parents are dead,"

Leo: "My mom is too, but my dads immortal,"

Harry: "I've fought a dragon,"

Leo: "Pssh, I have a pet dragon,"

Harry: "Well umm, I've died, then come back to life!"

Leo: "OMGS SAME DITTO!"

Harry: "I'm the Boy Who Lived,"

Leo: "PLEASE! I'm the Super Sized McShizzle, Bad Boy Supreme."

Whole world: "OOOOOHHH!"

Me: "Would you like some Khione for that burn?"
*does sassy Z snap*

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