This Is What Goes On In My Mind...

Crush Talk With My Friends

Best friend 1: "So who's your crush?"

Me: "Leo Valdez!"

All of my friends: "UUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"

Best friends 1: "No, I mean a real person,"

Me: "Oh! Okay Leo Valdez."

Best friend 1: "NO! I'm talking about someone besides Leo Valdez!"

Me: "The Super Sized McShizzle,"

Best friend 2: "Who the hell is that?"

Me: "Leo Valdez,"

All of my friends again: "UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!"

Best friend 3: "You know that he's fictional, right?"

Me: *extreme poker face* "What is this "fictional" you speak of?"

Best friend 1: -_-

Best friend 2: -_-

Best friend 3: -_-

*Leo walks up*

Leo: "Sup Galaxy, what you guys talkin' about?"

Best friend 1: O_O

Best friend 2: O_O

Best friend 3: O_O

Me: "Hey Leo, just tellin' the girls that you're real,"

Leo: *looks extremely confused* "Of course I'm real. Why wouldn't I be?"

Me: "I have no clue. Wanna go and prank the Ares cabin?"

Leo: *grins evilly* "Gladly. Shall we?"

Me: *takes Leo's elbow and walks away like a boss*

Best friend 2: "What. Just. Happened?"

Best friend 3: "I have no idea."

Best friend 1: "Well, there is no meaning of life anymore. Bye guys!" *throws self into Tartarus*

Me: *puts on badass shades* "Deal with it bi-atches. PERSASSY FOE LIFE!!!!"