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Douche: Hey

Nice Girl: .........

Douche: HEY!

Nice Girl: What?

Douche: You know, there should be a warning sign on my dick

Nice Girl: Excuse me?

Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *high fives bro*

Nice Girl: ............Isn't that a label they put on small objects?

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