I'm currently making death threats to my cat because she's on my bed just chewing every. Single. Fucking. Thing on my shelf and I don't want her to choke so I'm screaming at her to stop.
Me: OREO STOP CHEWING SHIT!!!!!
Oreo: *nom nom*
Me: I DONT WANT YOU TO CHOKE AND DIE!!!!!
Oreo: *doesn't give a fuck about what I'm saying*
Me: I SWEAR IF YOU KEEP CHEWING IM GOING TO THROW YOU OFF THIS BED AND KILL YOU!!!!!!
Oreo: *does. not. give. two and a half. fucks*
Me: *screams and throws whatever she was chewing across the room*
Oreo: *gives me a 'What the actual fuck?' face*
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