I Want This To Happen To Me

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So I'm out at lunch and this like eight or nine year old kid walks in wearing this S.P.Q.R shirt with a roman gladius at his side. The waitress said, "I'm sorry sir, but you can't have weapons in here."

He snaps his fingers and says, "No mortal, it is only a baseball bat."

IT MADE MY FREAKING DAY!

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Me and this kid would be best friends.

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