This Is What Goes On In My Mind...

Rant Rant Ranty Rant Rant

Okay for all you Calypso x Leo shippers just skip this whole chapter.

So anyway, I say this next part with all the kindness in my heart...just kidding! There is no kindness in my heart!

FUCK CALEO!!!!!!!

I'm sorry to all you Caleo shippers but I'm not on board and have never been.

I mean, sure Leo has to have a significant other but I just don't see it as Calypso.
And I'm not just saying that because he's my BIGGEST crush and boyfriend.

Calypso is literally an island whore! She falls in love with every hero that lands on her island and I see her as one of those mean girl snoody types.

Plus...she fell in love with PERCY!!!!

Anybody else see an awkward reunion happening when Leo brings her back to the seven in the book?

Leo: "Hey guys I'm back and I brought Calypso!"

The seven: "LEO!!!!!!"

Calypso: "Hi guys, hey Perc-Oh man..."

Percy: O_O

Calypso: •_•

Annabeth: -_-

Leo: -_-

Rest of the seven: "......awkward,"

Nico: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is just too good!!!!!"

Hazel: *sideways glares at her brother*

Nico: "He he...PEACE OUT BITCHES!!!! *Shadow Travels away*

Piper: "Well, I'm just gonna...walk over here now..."

Jason: Yeah, me too!" *grabs Piper and flies away*

Frank: "Hazel, wanna dance on Octavia's grave?"

Hazel: "That sounds lovely!"

*Frank turns into a horse and rides off with Hazel*

Percy: "Um, hi Calypso? You look goo-."

Annabeth and Leo: *death glare worthy of Nico*

Percy: *gulps* "He he,"

Me: *pops out of thin air* "BITCH HES MINE!!!!!!"

*attempts to attack Calypso but Leo slings me over his shoulder*

Leo: "We'll talk later guys. Bye!"

Annabeth: "Bye!"

Percy: "Okay?"

Calypso: *completely confused*
"Who was that?"

Percy and Annabeth: *exchange glances*

Annabeth: "Oh, no one you need to worry about-,"

Me: "OH YES YOU DO!!!
I swear if you as so much glance at my Leo I will personally rip out your highlights and stuff them down your throat while simultaneously drowning you in the Sound, cut off your limbs, bury the parts, make Miss O'Leary pee on them, then have you burn in Tartarus!!! I am not afraid to commit murder!"

Calypso: O_O

Percy: O_O

Annabeth: ;) *gives thumbs up behind Percy's back*

...............and that's how much I hate Caleo...............

Thank you all for letting me rant.

;)