Complete! Terrible Luck (NB!Reader x Assassination Classroom)

Chapter 8

TW: Mentions of Violence, Manipulation

Y/N: Your Name
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6th period was quiz time. It wasn't much of a challenge for Y/N, quizzes weren't to big of a deal, but Koro-sensei was getting annoying. He continued to punch the wall, a squishy noise sounding everytime he punched it.

"Ok, that's enough!" Okano yelled. "Could you maybe stop that?! We're trying to take a test over here!"

"Sorry! Yes, absolutely," Koro-sensei started to panic.

Terasaka turned to Karma, "Do you know what your getting yourself into, Karma? The jellyfish is sincerely pissed off at you."

"You couldn't pay me enough to be in your shoes," Yoshida commented.

"Course he's pissed. Who wouldn't be if someone made an attempt at your life. Unless the would-be-assassin screwed up and pissed himself in the process," Karma teased.

Y/N chuckled at Terasaka's reaction. "I didn't piss myself! That attitude is going to get your ass kicked."

Koro-sensei slammed his hand (or tentacle more like it) down, "Quite, please! No talking during a test! Continue to talk and I will assume that your cheating."

"Sorry Koro-sensei, no worries, tho," Karma pulled out a icecream cone from his desk. "I'm going to eat this Gelato if you don't mind. Want some, Y/N~?"

Karma was starting to get a little flirtatious again and it was strange for Nagisa. There was a barrier between the two boys, but Nagisa still understood Karma's actions. This situation was different, though. Nagisa couldn't tell if the red-head was actually interested or if he was intimated. Either way, Nagisa felt jealous whenever he thought about Karma actually getting Y/N to fall for him.

"Absolutely no eating class!" It took a moment for Koro-sensei to realize the very obvious bait. "That the Gelato I brought back from Italy, yesterday!!!"

Karma tilted his head, acting innocent for whatever reason. "Oh, my bad. I just saw it chilling in the facility lounge."

Y/N rolled their eyes at how bad Karma's acting was. It was so obvious that it was a trap. Nevertheless, this was the perfect time for a new assassination attempt that they thought up of a day before.

Walking back to Karma to get the Gelato, Koro-sensei's bottom tentacles exploded, "Anti-me BBs?!"

Karma immediately started to shoot at Koro-sensei, missing all of his shots. "Hehe, wow, that's twice in one day, teach!" Karma got out of his seat, walking towards the octopus. "I'm going to keep pulling the same old tricks. Class will get interrupted, grades will slip. Let's get straight up, though. If you want this to stop, you can just kill me or anyone else in this class for that matter." Karma smashed his Gelato into Koro-sensei's gown. "You just have to let go of wanting us to see you as our teacher. Give us a taste of your ugly side." Karma turned evil, "Or you can make peace with all this. Accept that I'll be the one to kill you. Here's my easy peasy."

Before Karma exited the door, Y/N winked at Karma and signaled him to watch. He stopped and leaned just barely into the classroom. Y/N rolled their eyes, grabbing a fake piece of chalk when their teacher was distracted. It looked like the real deal, it was even painted with paint chalk for texture, but in reality, it was cold hard anti-koro material.

"Hey Mr. Koro, you dropped something. Catch!" Y/N threw the chalk at Koro-sensei, catching him off guard.

"No, throwing things in the cla-" The tantacle that went to grab the chalk was now gone, and the chalk continued to move towards Koro-sensei's face.

It was such a shock for Koro-sensei, that he couldn't move in time. It was to late and a portion of Koro-sensei's face was gone. The class fell silent as the teacher's body fell to the ground.

"And that's how you do it!" Y/N smirked, making everything that just happened look like child's play.

"Did you just-" Karma was shocked. He knew Y/N was smart and strategic, but not to this extent.

If anything, Y/N was scarier than Karma could ever be with this intelligence. They resembled a sly fox, ready to pounce on an unsuspecting mouse, Y/N and Koro-sensei. It was sad really.

Y/N walked up to Koro-sensei's body and put one boot on his chest, squishing it down. "I told you I'd kill you. So stupid you didn't even know what was coming."

With a pop, Koro-sensei's head and arm regenerated, startling Y/N to the point where they fell on their ass. "School's not over yet, kiddos! Might I congratulate you, Y/N for your amazing strategy skills and craftsmanship. The chalk looked and smelled very real, I couldn't tell the difference."

Y/N snarled, "I can't believe that your still alive! I killed you!"

"It can't be that easy," Koro-sensei shook his head in disapproval.

Y/N huffed and handed their teacher their quiz, "I'm done with my test."

"Great! Extra credit for your great assassination attempt!"

The class frowned collectively.