Funky's Lament

I found a purple small monkey wondering around in the jungle. I asked where are his parents and he told me that he didn't have parents anymore. I felt bad so I decided to let him stay in my place as long as he likes. His name was Bonzi Buddy.

We grew a lot closer throughout days. But one day Donkey Kong warned me that Bonzi might be dangerous, but I didn't listen to him.

We moved away from the jungle to a desert town in a treehouse. I met a lot of new friends here. Everything was fine until one day...

Bonzi was acting strange, he took out a scary painting and prayed it. He then granted powers from it and started causing chaos.

I told him to stop doing this but he ignored it. Then I was ran over by an unknown car and died. But Bonzi revived me out of sudden and locked me up inside a dark basement.

Later, a dude in a suit went to the basement to bail me out. I asked him where's Bonzi and he told me that he got rid of him for good.

I was left distressed, I can't believe he was gone. Like I loved him as if he was my son.

The man dropped me off the neighbor's house, a vampire, a buff man and a cat.

I wanted to go back to the jungle but I didn't think anyone would forgive me for befriending Bonzi in the first place.

Things didn't go too well for me. The vampire was a freaking psychopath, he murdered a lot of people in front of my face. Then I came home to see the grill and the house are on fire.

I couldn't remember anything but the last thing I know was Bonzi standing close to me.

I woke up to see Donkey Kong was there. He told me that he was worried about me not coming home so he set out to find me. I was also told that I was possessed by the spirit which I know that was Bonzi. I was also closed to death thanks to the vampire's attacks.

I was finally free and I decided to move back to the jungle with Donkey. But one thing I know...

I regret befriending that stupid purple monkey.