a/n
this is a filler chapter sorry,, meant just to be funny!
i woke up to my phone buzzing over and over again, it was the group chat
frnk. 🖤: i have chlamydia
milky way: we know
ray of sunshine: Wow
what the helk
is it not SEVEN INBTHE MORNING
geerawred: yeah dhut the guck up
frnk. 🖤: no
frnk. 🖤: guys guess what
milkey way: what
what frank
geerawred: whT
ray of sunshine: What
frnk. 🖤: gerard has a vomit kink
QHAY
milkey way: ...
geerawred: NO I PROMISE
deos that even exist..
frnk. 🖤: yeshiva and your boyfriend has it
frnk. 🖤: yeah
GEE ISNT MY BOYFRIEND
geerawred: AND I DONT HAVE A VOMIY KINK
frnk. 🖤: mhm...
geerawred: just because i don't mind watching someone puke for a while does mean i have a vomit kink
gerard...
guys
i just thought of something
frnk. 🖤: oral herpes
geerawred: yes sugar
milkey way: what
ray of sunshine: yes n/n
tje album name
if we win
i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love
since we decided that it wohld be about two terrorists in love
geerawred: THATS SO GOOD
frnk. 🖤: i liek
wheres matt?
geerawred: his mom found out he lost his virginty
i spat out my apple juice that i had sitting on my nightstand for 2 days
ray of sunshine: apple juice tastes like piss
i know
milky way: 2 days?????
yeah
geerawred: no words
shut up you have vomit kink
geerawred: I DONT
i so so believe you
frnk. 🖤: gee stop mind fucking y/n i want to too
what you kmoe bout rolling down in the deep
geerawred: whne your brain goes numb you can call that mental freezp
when these people talk too much
geerawred: put that shit in slownotion
frnk. 🖤: im screen recording and making y'all a virtual sex tape
i feel like a astronaut in the ocean
geerawred: fuck ofd
geerawred: y/n am i still coming over later
oh shut up when do you ever ask
geerawred: rn
frnk. 🖤: stopping for a quick fuck!
framk kys
we eventually got ready for school and once again it was a boring school day, i love those idiots so much.
sorry if that wasn't funny and that it was short, i thought it would be funner to write and i just wanted to get the other stuff published too
YOU ARE READING
three cheers for self destruction. (gerard way x reader)
Romanceyou and your mother move to new jersey, you meet a short boy that'll change your life for the better. - this is more than likely gonna be short and fast paced because i have the attention span of a two year old.
