YuYan One Shots

My AI Girlfriend

"YY-0526 activated, hello master. I am an artificial intelligence product number 0526, model name Yu Yan"

"Sir someone shipped out YY-0526 stealing the first-ever product that acknowledge emotion but still have a capability to combat"

"Then what are you waiting for? Look for her! The royalties need her ASAP!!! She'll be the new meta inside the army!"

"We'll find her right away sir!"

"Then what are you waiting for!? Move!"

"Hey Xueer, don't you think it's time for you to have a lover?" Shuxin disses me for being single, I do have someone in mind but I don't think I can have them "how about Keran?"  She got up and started her routine again. Lu Keran, a tall sweet basketball player, I do like her but thinking she already got a girlfriend will mess me up, I don't want to be the homewrecker "she already has Shaking, our famous school rapper" she sighs and think of someone again "Yuxin? our school ace?"  hmm the dancing machine huh? She's not bad considering she is an ace of our school, she has it all, good grades, a trophy from dance competitions, and last but not the least a girlfriend "she has An Qi and if you forgot she's also an ace Shuxin" she pouted at me and flop herself at the grass field

"hi girls, make sure you take a rest" Kiki waved at us, I waved back and smile "yup, you too"  when she is far enough from us Shuxin once again perked up and smirk "how about our dear captain?" she wriggles her brows teasingly so I copied her "she has Diamond from girls basketball team" and that's when she whines like a kid "Xueer~ you are so damn unlucky when it comes to love!" 

"Hey don't blame her, her beauty is her curse" Xiaotang ruffled her hair, Zhao Xiaotang my best friend and Shuxin's lover, also the captain of the girls' basketball team "hi babe"  she greeted Shuxin and kisses her "ugh offending after you just defended me, I can't believe you Xiaotang" they burst of laughter so I got up and stretch, tidying myself  "well it's already getting late, I'll get going first see ya" I waved my goodbye and swung my bag at my back

after I hailed a cab I got inside my own apartment, I don't want to be baggage to my parents so I'm living on my own Uggh I'm so tired  I threw myself on my bed I don't want to cook, should I just buy something at the store  I questioned myself and since I'm indecisive it took me an hour to decide, I got up and put on my jacket but when I open my door there's a big box blocking my door to open out. I squeezed myself and looked at the box that few inches taller than me what the hell is this? I lean closer to hear what's inside before I moved it inside my apartment, is this the right decision? Yeah letting in a human-sized box that could be a serial killer inside your apartment is totally safe Xueer her mind talk back to her

I round the box and see no address or whatsoever is stuck outside of it, so instead of going out I removed my jacket and grab a pair of scissors to open it up 'should I be concerned about what's inside? Well the curiosity will kill me if I didn't see what's inside' I murmured to myself well it's now or never

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Fuck, I almost cracked my scissors and it's been 1 and half hours, I'm worn out. I looked at the box and see a human. WAIT HUMAN? but her eyes are close, I poke her skin but no response, oh my god is she dead? did I really take too long unpacking her? oh wait, there's a piece of paper that looks like a manual on her foot.