Never Ever Land

Chapter One

8:00 AM ON MONDAY

*RING RING RING RING*

Bruh who the hell is calling me this early in the fucking morning mane.

*ANSWERS THE PHONE AFTER CLEARING THROAT*

hello

HEY BESTIE

best friend shut the help up yelling in my damn ear like that. Anyways why in the hell are you up so early you usually still sleep.

Girl you know we gots to go the mall today go look for the shoes you been wanting plus I am tryna find me a sugar daddy to help pay for this damn tuition. 

ight best friend well come on over and by the time you get here, I'll most likely be ready

alright bestie. I love you bye.

I love you too. bye.

*HANGS UP*

I get out of the bed and opens my blinds to let the sun in then slightly opens the window to smell the rain, You can never go wrong with the smell of natural air.  I turn on my surround sound and put my music on shuffle cause I need to wake up before my best friend's loud ass comes through the door. 

*Hittin' (Remix) by Money Mu starts playing*

I was in the shower for a smooth 15 minutes until I finally got out and started getting dressed. Air Jordan 1s "Chicago black toe" and light blue jeans with a thrasher shirt. As I started putting on my jewelry bestie came through the door being loud as hell, exactly as I expected.

best friend why can't you ever come to my house with an inside voice don't nobody wanna hear that all the time.

You still love me anyways so hush and let's get going I don't wanna get stuck in traffic on the way to breakfast.

I didn't know we were going to breakfast I was just gone catch something from the mall food court. Where are we going to eat?

Girl just gets in the car and let me treat you to breakfast damn. You always asking me questions when I am doing something nice.

Ight fine but don't get beat up cause you gettin a little spicy maam.

Finally, we get in my car to get ready to head to brunch which she has yet to tell me where brunch is at. Like how you gone have me drive and I don't know where I'm going. 

Bestie can you at least put the address into the waze app so I can know where I am going cause you don't never give clear instructions and ill be damned if I crash my car.

Girl hush and here. don't nobody care about yo Nissan Altima looking like somebody drug dealer ass baby daddy. 

You need to shut the fuck up cause you weren't saying all that when I was giving yo ungrateful ass rides before you got that damn Camry. 

-dead silence-

anyways thank you for putting the address in now I can drive how I want.

As I turn the radio up one of my favorite songs come on

'You can show your pretty smile behind the tears'...

This my mf shit mane, I wish I could go back in time and witness the magic in person. Charlie Wilson always makes good music. Yall don't judge me I love old gems like this, I promise I should've been born back then when music was more genuine. Everybody be talking shit saying why do I listen to "old ass shit" calling it "lame as hell".