⋆♡⋆》𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦《⋆♡⋆

𝟶𝟻: 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 <𝟹

"sure" you said with a smile

You see atsumu patting on the floor like a child. You grab yourself a pillow because if you sit on the bare floor your ass will get numb so might as well avoid that shit. Everyone else sits down.

"So who wants to go first?" says Suna with interest 

"uHMMMMMMMMMM Sumu wanna go first?" 

"okay ig" 

"Tsumu truth or dare" says Osumu with a devilish smile

"truth, not taking any chances with that debby ryan face"

"is it true you have a foot fetish?"

You tried to hide your peppa pig laughs, but you couldn't 

"*sNORT*"

"Tf was that y/n" Atsumu said in aBsOULute disgust

"bitch i'm sorry I was born this way"

"mmk miss pig, anywayz no i do not" says Atsumu with confidence 

"bitch excuse me 'miss pig'" you say offended

"why yes miss pig what else should i call you" 

"okay barry bee benson"

"YA LIKE jAZZ?" says suna 

"sTOP" 

"NO" you say with your hands forming a heart

"OKAY IM NEXT IN THE LINE" says suna

"Y/n truth or dare" 

"Dare, im bold today" you say doing the fuck boy face

"uHhh i dare you to text a random number"

"OOOO OKAY hopefully its not a pedo" you say as you shake your head

You grab your phone and starting to text a random number close to yours. Everyone huddles in to see the tea.

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unknown number

bro have you seen candice?

bitch first of all who the fuck is you 

and whos candice?

CANDICE NUTZ FIT IN YOUR MOUTH😸

clearly a psychopath

NOOO IM SORRY

not forgiven <3

answer my first question.

IM A GIRL

bro like in specific 

how do i know ur not a 60 year old pedo?

wanna see proof?

i send a selfie and then you send one 

its a win win ig smhh

okieeee

goDDAMN UR SEGGSY 😳

ikr

just had a hair cut, my hair used to be longer

.....

you look ugly

SIR-

DO YOU NEED TO GO HAVE UR EYES CHECKED?

nah i can see just fine

good 4 you ig 🙄✋🏼

omg talking about good 4 you, have you heard of Olivia Rodrigo?

yes, why? 

OMG UR A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE

what's your fav song by her??

happier

mine is deja vu

the men in the songs are total bullshit smh

ik 

makes want to push them of a cliff

lemme join u 

I get the rope and you get the car

lMAO deAL

bro some old man is playing wap by cardi b 💀

tf-

*dies aesthetically*

what does that even mean

bITCH DO I LOOK LIKE A GOOGLE TO YOU

yes lol

WELL IM NOT DUMBASS

HEY THATS MY LINE

I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU HOW I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??

IDK FIGURE IT OUT 

I DONT HAVE TELEPATHY THO

THEN LEARN 

I CANT ITS NOT REAL

UGH

DUMBASS

._. okay um

so anyway what's your name?

l/n y/n

you?

tobio

kageyama

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author's note

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