dream smp crack/ one shots 🧍

dream team camping trip

"AND NOW THAT INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIES." The three of them sing horribly in sync while Dream drives them to a camp site.

"GEORGE YOUR THROWING US OFF TUNE!" Sapnap grumbles to him as they arrive at the camp site.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE ALL SOUND SO BAD!" George shoots back.

"Shut up, we're here." Dream says smiling as he pulls into the camp site.

They all get out of the car and grab the supplies they packed in the trunk of the car.

"Lets go over here to this one by the lake." Sapnap says as he rushes to it, he takes off his shirt as jumps into the lake not even caring for his jeans.

"WAIT FOR ME SAPNAAP!" Dream shouts at him at he jumps in after him. They swim around and splash water at each other, yelling as they go.

Meanwhile with Gogy 😍

"HOW DO I DO THIS." He yells, annoyed with the pieces of the tent he's yet to put together.
"Fuck it, i'm looking it up." He says to himself as he pulls his phone out to google how to put together a tent.
"WHY IS THERE NO WIFI?! UGHH." He screams as he sits down by his mess of a tent.

He sits there debating whether he should jump in with them when he gets a itch on his foot. He looks down and there's ants all over his right foot. He jumps up slapping his foot over and over.

"AHH! DREAM HELP! THEY'RE EATING ME!!" He yells as he runs to the lake where Sapnap and Dream were.

"DREAM" He yells again

"WHAT IS IT GEORGE?" Dream yells as he swims over to George from the center of the lake.

"THERES ANTS EVERYWHERE!" George yells back.

Dream makes his way to where George was standing.

"They bit me. :("  George explains in a weary voice.

"Aww it's okay Gogs." Dream tells him as he picks him up and jumps in the water with him.

George screams as they fall into the water.

"Dnf confirmed?" Sapnap asks, his voice wavering as he speaks.  George splashes him with water.

one hour later

"Why didn't you set up the tent George?" Sapnap asks him when they get back to the campsite. George only glares at him.

"I'll get the sleeping bags while Dream sets up the tent." Sapnap says and walks over to where the car is parked.

He got the sleeping bags and comes back to where Dream has the tent set up.
"There were only two sleeping bags." Sapnap tells them while holding up the two sleeping bags.

"What? We packed three." Dream tells him, "Someone can share, I guess." Dream says and looks at George.

"All I know is that i'm not sleeping with George. He probably pees in bed." Sapnap rolls his eyes while crouching to get in the tent

"I DO NOT!" George shouts at him.

"Me and you can share George." Dream says, leading him to the second tent.

They get in and try to adjust to the small sleeping back with the two of them in it. They end up with Dreams arm under Georges head, and Georges legs over Dreams right leg.

"So what do you think about the 1.17 update?" Dream whispers to George.

"It's okay, I guess. I think th-"

"OH MY GOD SHUT UP." Sapnap shouts at them and they quiet down.

Sapnap hears growling from the woods and sets down his goldfish to sit still.

"What's that noise-" He says out loud.

A bear comes and sticks his head into Sapnaps tent.

"AHHHH-" Sapnap slaps it in the nose.

it growls and takes his bag of gold fish

"HEY, THOSE ARE MINE!" Sapnap yells and try's to yank them out of its mouth.

The bear picks up Sapnap in its arms walking out of the campsite on its back legs.

"DREAM HELP ME!" He hollers behind him.

meanwhile with dream and george

they sleep soundly together, not hearing anything but they're gentle breathing.

a/n: sap was napped by bear 🧍‍♀️