"PAHHAHHAHA GEORGE YOU SUCK." I shout at him as i watch his dumb skin fall again while attempting to speed bridge in bed wars. This man has to be worse than me at this game. We all laugh at him for the millionth time today. (Im not saying gogy is bad at bedwars dont come at me)"TOMMY MUM SAYS TO SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!" My sister yells at me from outside of my room. She twists the door handle.
"IM STREAMING GO AWAY." I yell back.
"Who's that?" Wilbur asks as I turn back to my monitor.
"oOo yeah Tommy who is that?" Quackity says in a high pitched voice.
"Its my sister." I tell them as i turn to my door trying to debate whether she had left or not.
"C-can we meet her?" Tubbo asks me. Why would they want to meet my dumb sister. Did they not hear her annoying voice already?
"Sure. Y/N COME IN HERE FOR A MINUTE!" i yell to her. She walks in with her blonde hair in tangled waves that falls a few inches past her shoulders, grey sweatpants and a white hoodie thats way to big for her that says "#GIRLBOSS" in pink letters across her chest. God, I hate her.
"What do you want?" she asks annoyed. As if she has anything important she needs to be doing right now. Or ever for that matter.
"My friends want to meet you." I tell her.
"Hello darling." Karl says as he erupts into a fit of giggles. What a simp.
"Oh hey babe, will I see you again tonight?" Quackity asks her. That's not even funny.
"Big Q, what the fuck." I say as I take off my headphones so she can hear the boys.
"Hi." she says. Can she be any more boring?
"Hello, how old are you?" Dream asks. Why would he want to know?
"Uh.. 13, why?" She answers.
"Dream is getting bored of George and wants a new discord kitten." Quackity explained jokingly.
"Okay, your friends are weird, I'm leaving now. AND STOP LAUGHING SO LOUD." She says and walks out, leaving my door open. I look at chat for the first time since she came in. It was rapidly moving across my second monitor.
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Lily.not_found: HAHAHAHAH
Crystalclear: IMAGINE HAVING SIBLINGS
Shutupinnit: AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN LOL
Maryis_bored: LMAOO
Yousuck7803: lol
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I look over into my exposed hallway. "SHUT THE DOOR!" I yell. They all went back to playing bedwars while I got up and closed the door. Ugh, woman.
a/n: yeah theres probably spelling/ grammar errors so deal with it :heart:
also those twitch users were random ones i came up with, so if u actually have one of those sorry 👁👄👁
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dream smp crack/ one shots 🧍
Historia Cortathis is literally just a book of dsmp short stories that i come up with. get your whoppers my dudes. read at your own risk :D