*this is a y/n one shot haha*
"Of course I'll teach you!" Wilbur says excitedly when you ask him to help you learn to play guitar. You've been watching him play for a while now, and you've decided that you want to learn his ways with the guitar.
"Yay! Thanks so much." You tell him joyfully.
He grabs your hand and pulls you to a chair to sit in, then hands you the guitar gently.
"Okay, don't lean back in the chair to much, you're going to want to sit on the edge of the chair." He explains to you. You sit up in the chair, not quite on the edge of it though.
He eyes your actions then says, "good enough, I guess."
"Alright, so your dominant hand is your "strumming hand" or your "picking hand." This hand will be used to pluck the strings of guitar and create the sound." He says and points at positions on the guitar as he speaks.
You don't really understand any of the references hes referring to, but you just nod your head and do your best to do as he does.
After a while of basic guitar learning, you've still made no progress.
"NO! YOU'RE STILL HOLDING IT WRONG OH MY GOD." Wilbur yells again.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M HOLDING IT WRONG?" You yell back.
"IT HAS TO GO LIKE THIS!" He says and snatches the guitar from your hands and shows you where the hand placements need to be.
"THATS WHAT I DID BRO?" You yell, since it looks the same as it did 5 seconds ago.
"NO ITS N- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOURE ANNOYING." He proves his point by smashing the guitar into your skull. You drop to the floor dead.
uh i was bored
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dream smp crack/ one shots 🧍
Cerita Pendekthis is literally just a book of dsmp short stories that i come up with. get your whoppers my dudes. read at your own risk :D
