hobo jack x vinnie hacker

Chapter 2 - the secret

vinnie pov
i was at hobo jacks house for hours 😏.
but i never told him my darkest secret of all.  so you see i-
*a loud explosion goes off*

"what was that?" i said said cutely.  "sweetie pie what was that" my momma said as i was putting on my pink unicorn sparkles jacket, t shirt and sneakers. 

suddenly hobo jack appears.  "vinnie! my sweet innocent silly little sussy baka baby bunny kitten cakes are you ok?" he said with a manly tone.  "oh zaddy boi i'm ok" i whispered. 

we went over to zaddy hobo jacks other even bigger chemical romance emo goff mansion.  we went inside and he showed me his top secret emo wig collection, i've never been so in love in my life UeU (said in a french accent). 

i was talking about my secret though, this is what this is all about. soz i got off topic but we silly little sussy bakas make mistakes. so my secret-

"suddenly vinnie gets snatched"
i open my eyes and suddenly i'm in a place i don't recognize
suddenly i realize i'm in a van
"where's my hobo jack sugar cakes bunny baby kitten uwu boy?" i'm desperate at this point
all of a sudden the van stops and i see a massive rock looking nose in front of my face
i recognize it instantly , it's THE homecoming prom queen gabbie HANNA
her crusty dusty musty what if i'm the monster drama seeking slag finger eating goblin bitch smack mä ass like the drum till i slurp that dick elmos world oops i did it again bleached blonde hair pepsi max coca cola weather pro free discord minecraft java edition microsoft 365 amazon shopping kahoot! bloo lagoon whatsapp google chrome liffey valley shopping center vine camera coldplay viva la vida livin la vida loca cant get no satisfaction britney spears niki minaj cardi b backyardigans  castaways into the thick of it tik tok renegade doja cat mama mia abba dancing queen chinese japanese crusty ass make up.

gabbie hanna looked at vinnie with a sick stare. I looked at her while I tried to break free from her hot pink sparkle bunny chains. I tried and tried but I just couldn't escape. "you're never gonna escape honey so stop trying!" gabbie hanna the prom queen walked away slowly.

to be continued...