hobo jack x vinnie hacker

Chapter 23 - The Cuminal Courts

Vinnie POV:

Me and my honey boo boo hobo Jack were on our merry way to the cuminal courts to go and see what up. We got on our bhussy to go there when suddenly a farmer or some kind as well as a tall bean sprout began to play music.  I began to tear up as I saw my long lost sister niña running to try and catch up to the bhussy. She jumped. She launched. She sprung. But she couldn't reach the bhussy and fell into a puddle of cum.

OUR QUEEN MADAME DEIDRE CEASER WAS OUR TRIP LEADER. When she saw me she absolutely combusted with excitement, cum and horkneeness.  She started announcing the tribe names to see which we were. "TRIBE LARCUM".  That was my tribe name. I SCREAMED "MADAME CEASER, CEST MOI TRIBÉE" she then again, cumbusted.

The bhussy took off down the road, speeding at 20394958828384bdjsjfkkwwk!;&:&2&,&&: km/hhhhh!

Mumpty Dumpty POV:

I saw the bhussy that took my crush, vinnie hacker to go to the cuminal courts. I FELL onto the floor with passion and began to cry tears of cum. I was going to go to the mini medussy course to learn all about how to save people's lives when the expire (L)!

But then, I saw the most vile, disgusting, vomit worthy, absolute annoying bitch, pompom.
HIIIIIII MUMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She creamed.
I began to feel faint, I started to collapse into the floorussy. My fanny was no longer fluttering in my jeans(get it.......JEANS🤪🤪😜😜😜😊😎😍😌). Was she going to join the mini medussy course? Was she going to talk about lint? Was she going to EATmy puthay(nah that can't happen...)?

I still had to talk to the man himself, sir martinussy!

Selfie x ^^^^

Vinnie POV

We were at our cruising aliTITude when I realised I FORGOR TO BUCKLE UP??!!!???!😨😨 It was a sunny day(I like and enjoy), so I decided to check my TikTok messages, when I saw that MUMPTY, MY QUEEN AND CRUSH SENT ME A VIDEO!!! But that dosent matter rn.  We arrived at the yard of graves to go and see my idol and all time celebrity Daniel o cummel!! But during this expedition I found out about the truth about Madame Deidre ceaser....she's a trained 1916 Easter rising sniper! Can you believe it.  All this time, she's been a sniper

We cumtinued to LA CAFÉ and got UNE COFFÉE and I began to buzz and cream due to the caffeine LELELLEEL!  We hopped onto the bhussy again to continue on to Circle F (flaps).  As I sat in the eating with hobo jack, I began to think about hobo Jack and Mumpty dumpty and trying to decide which I wanted more!!!! But I still don't know.

And now, I was ON MY WAY! to the cuminal courts to go and see the case of the fallout with zebrassire.  This case is massive and has been going on since the start of September and I couldn't wait.  As I walked in I was greeted with a complimentary drink of fresh, warm, silky cum😋🤤.  U proceeded to court room 69 and that's when i saw her... ZEBRASSIRE. The one, the only. The PAPIrazzi were all over the building, the sound of moaning was deafening and I was  creaming in my jeans(get it..............................................jeans😵‍💫) because I was so excited.  I sat down and I tooted and the whole room went silent.  Then, zebrassire looked at me and said "I DO THAT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR ALL THE TIME".  The court lasted 287483848488385848.-2020 hours/minute but it was worth it.  They finally came 💦 to a verDICKt and fount zebrassire guilty of betrayal, being a bitch and just being an overall annoying little ugly rat.

On the way home on the bhussy a saggy woman began to play music on a sound projecting device and it was like some one was drilling nails into my ears. Not only was she herself horrifying to look at but the music made me almost jump out of the bhussy AND I LOVE BHUSSY!!!!

I started to uncream and Madame Deidre ceaser saw this. She RUSHEd (rushe lol😷)  to my aid and began to cream so hard into my trousers that I began to explode. She gave me enough cream to go to Saturn and back.

Mumpty POV

before i went to clasussy that annoying little swine pompom was talking to me in the canteen.   she was talking about how she fucks lint and creams in her jeans (get it......................jeans🐺) all day everyday