hobo jack x vinnie hacker

Chapter 3 - the kinky discovery

hobo jack pov

I was worried sick. my honey boo boo baby UwU boy was missing and I knew it was gabbie hanna that took him but da police don't believe me. sometimes when I fall asleep, all I can think about is my vinnie boy. so, I had to find him myself.

I went to school the next day without my little bunny cake vinnie. then I saw, we had a new principal, her name was mary Griffiths!! she was so hot I couldn't take my eyes off her sexy face. her hair, as grey as a rock, her skin, as rough as a....rock, her body, as round as a...rock. I tried to go up to her to ask her out but she told me to go to class. I had French first thing, I hated French, ugh. but as soon as I walked into the classroom I saw the most beautiful person I had ever seen. my new French teacher. her name was ms.booboo and she was so hot. she started by asking the class where they wanted to sit, of course I sat at the front, to see her moularlicious face(like the yoghurt) her golden curly locks, shined like the evening sun on a summer morning. I asked her "oui oui Jaime la galette la toilette et je euughh". she was astonished by my French knowledge. she looked at me with those green pearly blue eyes. and she was like "AUGH YEAH HOBO JACK TELL US THE MOT DE JOUR SIL VOUS PLAY". *hobo jack thinks "all of a sudden I thought of my old French teacher, ms.vrain. I always had a thing for my French teachers, I loved it when she said "JE AAUGHGHGH TOURNEZ A GAUCHE HOBO JACK papée". MADAME BOOBOO I LUVV U. "ME TOO HOBO JACK" she said "TELL THE CLASS THE MOT DE JOUR". "o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-okay, t-t-t-the mot d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-de j-j-j-j-jour is MÓMMÁ".

"WELL DONE OBO JACK, REMEMBER!!! we dont like our h's in le francais so yur new name is OBO jaque". all of a sudden she started singing frére Jacque to me in a soothing motherly tone yet also in a sexy cupcakke tone. I then ORGASMEND!!

"DING DANG DONG COCOMELON" the bell creamed. "ok class au revoir" ms.booboo said. "MS.BOOBOO MALLUABLE ME AFTER SCHOOL". she smirked sudctivly.

after school

I went to ms.booboo's classroom, also known as ff51. I then saw her malluabling down on ms Griffiths. I creamed so loudly that the heard me saw IM SO FUCKING JEALOUS. I then went in and joined them. they said theyd give me a's in everything. cupcakke begins to play. ms.griffiths then put pink fluffy handcuffs on me and said AUGH HOBO JACK YOUR NOSE IS SO SEXY. ms.booboo then sucked my toes.